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We roast Jay’s wild color combo and turn a simple outfit into a full-on debate about confidence, comfort, and taste. The jokes spiral into sneaker lace politics, camera-safe excuses, and the kind of petty honesty only close friends can get away with. • Tony calls out every color choice in Jay’s fit • Jay defends dressing for comfort and avoiding questions • a running joke about whether a spouse can sabotage your look • the matching cup detail that makes it funnier • Adidas Shelltoe talk and the fat laces argument • the camera not showing the full outfit and why that’s a relief Bangorade. Top shop stores. Every Tuesday. J. Chris and Tony. We love each other.
Jay, I got a question for you. Who the fuck dressed you today? Why are you wearing blue socks, a blue shirt, a red hat, red pants, red and black shoes with red laces, and red marks all over your
I wear a top shelf stories podcast t-shirt to avoid all these questions.
SPEAKER_02
I leave. I don't care. I want to be comfortable. Can your wife intentionally make you unfuckable? And the best part about everything is I bring a cup here that matches my pants.
My wife is like, you literally walked in here today, red laces, red shell toll shoes, red pants, red hat, red vape, red cup, blue shirt.
SPEAKER_02
Oh my god, it is red. No, this fucking guy is telling me, hey, you laced your shoes wrong. You should maybe do that in a in a cool way.
SPEAKER_01
I asked you if you ever considered fat laces.
SPEAKER_02
Yeah, no, but he kept asking me about my laces. He kept pointing out my shoes and my discrepancies, and it like it made me feel better. It wasn't a discrepancy, I'm
just saying. I covered up my socks because I knew they were blue and I forgot.
SPEAKER_01
Classic Adidas Sheltle actually beg for fat laces. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02
I don't like the fat laces. They get that's the only thing that gets dirty. Right, you answered it and I let it go.
SPEAKER_01
I'm like, oh, he wants it to be a little bit more than a little bit. I'm like, oh, Jay obviously wants to disrespect Adidas and everything they've built without fat laces. Fine, that's his deal.
SPEAKER_02
You you can't see this on camera. And I'm glad you can't. And even if you were on camera and saw it, we can't see my whole body. But again, Tony always has a problem with what I'm wearing. I know. I know.
SPEAKER_01
It's not a problem. I mean, it takes balls to wear blue socks, blue shoes, you told me everything else hair without even being recorded.
SPEAKER_02
I couldn't. So yeah, you didn't have a problem with it. I couldn't believe it. I can see you had a problem with it.
