A Cruise Works Because You Cannot Escape It

We argue about the best kind of vacation and why planning can either free you up or ruin the fun before you even leave. We get into cruises, road trips, overplanning habits, and the travel stories that make you rethink what “worth it” really means. 
• Cruises as a way to force real downtime and reduce decision fatigue 
• Ship life basics like pools, shows, bars, dining and why sea days work 
• The appeal of port stops and excursions like snorkeling and Mayan ruins 
• Vacation budgeting pressure and the mental load of pre trip planning 
• Driving vs flying tradeoffs when you add hotels, time and stress 
• Living with a mega planner and the obsession with reviews and tickets 
• Separate vacations and why different travel styles can still work 
• A flexible fishing trip plan and the draw of a unique lake destination 
• The “check the book” approach to travel logistics and backup plans 
• A cheap coupon hotel horror story and the value of travel safety instincts

Transcript

Vacation Planning Vs Just Going

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Top Shelf Stories with Jay, Chris, and Tony. What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of Top Shelf Stories Podcast. I'm here with my friends Jay and Tony. My name is Chris. Today we're going to talk a little bit about vacationing and vacation planning. I'd rather just vacation. So I feel like that we're going to have different opinions on how to go on vacation. So on this episode, thanks for tuning in. Thank you, Internet Land. Uh, we gotta think of a tagline, though, guys. Really. Every time we have to do the same thing. We gotta do something. But Chris, it has to be you. You're the voice of the podcast. Okay, I'll think of something while I'm on vacation. So, dude, you guys, I'm going on another cruise. Yeah. I'm sure you got it offered to you free from the last cruise. Pretty much free. Not free, but pretty much. Carnival? Yeah. Yeah. I heard they don't want you to bring your own speakers anymore, fucking dictators. No, there's no need to have a speaker on the boat. I bring a little tiny one. Do they have water slides like they see in the commercials? That you're still not supposed to have, but that's just for when I'm in the shower. Okay. Makes sense. I like to have music. Do they have water slides like I see in the commercials? Yes. The boat on the ship, don't call it a boat. What if? What if the boat hits a wave? Ship. The ship hits a wave while you're hitting the the drop back down, you know, coming around the corner, sure, and then you fly in the over the side. You have no idea the size of these ships, Jake. You have no idea the size of the waves. I've been in really rough ships. Are there points where they tell you you cannot go down the water slide because of waves? Yes, I've been on those ships. Yes. And they do shut them down. It's too windy. It wasn't necessarily about the waves, it was about the wind. Well, wind brings waves. Because not only are you on a ship in the middle of the ocean with big waves, it's like a football field wide in like an 11 to 12 story building out of the water. I can't, I I I want to go on it. It's a hor you know, like the a skyscraper? It's like a skyscraper laid on its side. Like the Empire State Building laid on its side floating through water. But yeah, so dude, vacationing, like the reason I like cruises is because I have a hard time relaxing. And on a cruise, there's not much else to do on C Day but relax. Do you ever go around by yourself on the cruise and just look at people? Yeah, people watch. Yeah. Do you uh and then when you're when you're looking when you're going around looking at people, do you ever look at like like big fat guys or hot ass women and a whole variety are on there for sure. Like the variety is like vast. Vast variety of individuals from all over the world. What do you think to yourself when you see a faca or a voluntuous woman? I like to think about what they do for a living. That's your first thought. Often, like, what do they do for that they do for other people? What do they what does that human sell themselves for money for? That's fucking what I think about. Okay, so for the for the voluptuous woman, what do you what what's your first

How Cruises Force You To Relax

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thought? Only fans. Only fans. Oh, wow. Okay, well, what about the fat guy? OnlyFans. Just rich wipes on OnlyFans. Wipes on OnlyFans. All right. So OnlyFans, fat guy. The fat guy probably um runs like a jewelry store. Or like four or five planet fitnesses. Planet fitnesses for a fat guy. Why does he gotta be Jewish? Four or five of them. It was a Jew fat guy, yeah. Jewish fat guy. Did you say Jewish fat guy? Yeah. Oh, I didn't hear that. No, he didn't. But uh I don't know, man. I I got mixed feelings about going on a cruise. Okay. It's it's like a pretty captive environment. Are you uh seasick? Uh no. Um no, I have I have no worries about seasonal. I get seasick, and it's very hard to get seasick on these ships. It's so big. Yeah, they're so big, it's like they're almost unaffected by anything. Actually, I have I have a cousin who uh they they go on at least two cruises a year. And uh they take them both during hurricane season. Is it cheaper? Because it's cheaper. So during uh June or is it uh May? Is it May or June? May June June, right? June, it's June. No, it's like October is like the big one. Oh, October? I have no idea. Yeah. I thought it was so they they go like every October. Okay. I take them during the expensivest fuck season because that's when I have to. That's that's when the spring break in great shape. No, it's spring break. School skin. What would be more what would be what would be more busy? Cheaper? It depends on because of the hurricane or uh it's all demand-based pricing. So the most expensive cruise is definitely when they're trying to when they sell more tickets. That's it. It's the only reason they're more expensive. Yeah, anytime if it's a just like an all-inclusive, too, same scenario. I really want to go on one. You know, you know what's funny is that so what's the mixed signals do you have about it? You gotta get to that. Just captive environment. Being captive, okay, like that. So that's kind of my argument for allowing this cruise. Why I enjoy this as a quote real vacation is because you are captive on that boat. There is nowhere to go. There's nothing to do, you're not missing anything. There's not a city you're in for the first time that you're not exploring. There's not a restaurant in town that you never will get to this part of America ever again to go visit. There's not a uh world's largest ball of yarn three miles up the road that you need to go stop at. There's none of that. There's not a beach you better enjoy because you never see it like this again. You're on a boat, dude. There's a pool, there's a there's all kinds of stuff to do, tons of stuff to do. Lucky is there any uh is there a point where you you can actually like fish off the side? I know that you can't do it in the top deck because that would be fucking no, you can't fish off of this ship. But is there like a lower deck where you can just get more customers if they had a place you could get a couple poles? Right? You know, it would be a cool to like throw a line off. This thing's moving way too fast. It's driving like 50 miles an hour through the water. Did you ever hear trolling? It doesn't troll, it goes, dude. It wants to get there, dude. We're catching for for fucking catching uh sailfish. The wake behind a boat or ship of this size is incredible, dude. It's incredible. There's like 4,500 guests and 3,800 workers. Yeah, that that wouldn't be a fee. That would not be feasible. You can't just pull a fucking fish on a cruise ship. I would love to see that. But there's awesome. Here's the thing about cruise, too. So you go to these destinations, right? So you're captive, as you say, uh on this boat, but you go to these beautiful places. You wake up in the morning, bam, you're there. And what you get off the ship did they give you to the whole day? Like 12 hours, 16 hours and shit. So you can come in and off the ship. Yep, you can uh that's almost enough time to get abducted, put in human trafficking, escape and be back on the ship. Yeah, I'm sure it's happened. I'm pretty sure they stop at places that are very secl uh not secluded. Sometimes they're very unique places that only boats go or ships go to, and sometimes they're just like a port, like Port of Ierta. It goes into Port of Ierta, you can go to Port of Ierta and a cruise. And you can take a plane there too, and it's such a city. So they do cruises for like cold areas. Yeah, yeah. You could do an Alaska cruise. Never do that. The Alaska cruise. Actually, the two most expensive cruises you can go on. Oh, yeah, is an Alaska cruise. And then this one fucking blew my mind. The most expensive cruise you can go on is down the Mississippi River. Get the fuck out of here. This one I'm going on. I go down about probably 45 miles of Mississippi. Yeah. Right in the Gulf of America. Wait, they got one from the top to the bottom. That's what you're doing, Chris? We're taking from New Orleans, down the Mississippi. To the Gulf. Into the Gulf of America, down to Mexico, the southern tip there, Mexico, making two stops, coming on back five days. That's pretty cool. Just enough time to get initiated into a good cartel. So, but here, okay. So the the reason I want to, okay, so we could go before I get to the main reason. Let's continue down this Ana Cruz situation. So the we did a cold one kind of. We went from Baltimore down to uh Dominican Republic. Where did we go? I don't remember. It doesn't matter. But we went down and it was cold like most of the time. And even the pool water, each day they emptied the pool, it's just ocean water. They suck it right into the pool water. And you swim in the ocean right on the side. This thing's got three pools and five, four hot tubs, five hot tubs. This ship's humongous for going on. It's got casino, got like seven different bars and restaurants on it. You have your dining, all dining's included. They have entertainment, world-class shows. You can go see a show, you see a musician, say see a comedian's three, four times a day. They got piano bar, they got a cigar style bar, they got a library, a lot of places you can just sit. They got a area like this big grand ballroom area where it's an atrium and all the fucking things going on. The most exciting things that I think I would be excited about would be the uh uh the casino, would be the one thing when you when you're leaving from one place to another. It's like part right in there. You just like walk right through it. And then next would be just on the promenade to go to a secluded island, get off and fucking hang out at the beach. So we are doing this clear white water. We are doing this excursion, Jay, that is your ideal excursion. We get off the ship and a catamaran. Where do you start? Huh? Oh, you already said where you're I'm sorry. Out of Louisiana. So we start in New Orleans, we're gonna go down the river all the way out, spit into the thing. But this excursion we're doing, we get off the ship, we go a little way down the dock, the world's longest dock in the middle of nowhere, Mexico, and you get on a catamaran boat with like 90 people, and you go snorkeling in this one snorkeling spot that's famous for snorkeling. Then they take you up the ways of ways to this private, secluded beach where you're the only 90 people there. And they, you know, they have a little traditional Mexican buffet, yada yada yada. You spend like an hour and a half, two hours, three hours there, whatever. And then they take you on a bus ride to Mayan Ruins. Yeah, you get to look over the Mayan ruins and walk around on them, and then you go back and then you get back on the catamaran, get on the ship and go to the next island. The last time I was in Mexico, I uh it was for my uh sister's wedding, and they took us on a catamaran thingy, and they s we did a snorkeling thing too,

The Pre Trip Spiral And Money Math

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and I feel like it was gonna fucking die. Yeah, it's because the fucking waves, uh the swimming part sucked, uh I was pretty cloudy, and it was not fun at all. I've done bad ones where it was rough. This was like 10 years ago we did one, it was really rough, but this one's supposed to be really good, dude. Every time I went under the water, I was just looking for sharks. No, this one's supposed to be real good. But um, yeah, so the thing about me though with vacation is I can't stop planning it, dude. With vacations, the way I look at it, it's like you are taking not only the money you spend, but it's the time away from everything else in your life that you're going to spend a week and a half doing something else, and you're supposed to have fun. It needs to be worthwhile. And so I take so much effort in planning and brain power, and it's part of it's excitement, but then part of it becomes a frickin' burden. Like I'm worried about where I'm gonna get my fuel now because fuel's expensive as shit. What on a cruise? Like I had it off. No, I gotta drive down to Louisiana. Oh, you're driving. That's part of the trip. I like we like to drive all with the kid, the way age she's at. So you get you have a you have a what you mean to say is we made the financial decision that we like driving. Katie likes to hates, likes to say she gets Don't you get points in your credit cards? We fly for furry. It would be cheaper, probably, to fly, or just as much. Well, not at least time. We have to spend two, we're staying in two different hotels on the way down, two different hotels on the way up. We wouldn't need we're spending all this money on the side. It doesn't take that long to get to Louisiana. Two or three. How many hours is it driving? But eight, sixteen or seventeen. It's like 17, 18 hours. Yeah. Yeah. Because I've driven to you would drive it all in one run. Yeah. I'm traveling America. I want to see some things. I'm doing it in two days. All right. All right. Well, I've driven to uh um uh what the fuck is the name bit not Clearwater because that's way south, but it's it's northern Florida. The water is fucking clear. Whatever. Fucking think of it, but it's like 19 hours, and that's not as far as Louisiana. But this is different. This is but so I'm spending all this time and effort planning things. Actually, it's about the same. Like, I'm my my day tomorrow. I want to look on the internet and figure out which cocktails I want to drink when I'm on the boat, on the ship. Because I got the drink package this year. Ah shit, how much that costs? All drinks are included. It cost me nothing. It's part of my package as my booking agent through the casino. I went it big on the last cruise in the casino the first day. Turned like $300 into like $1,800. Yeah, but you lost it all, you told me. And then I spent the rest of the cruise. They gave me free drinks in the casino while playing, and that cost me about $1,800 for the rest of the trip. But I knew part of it was too. I'm like, I'm just gonna play this money through. It'll be entertainment, it'll be something for me to do. I don't have to worry about losing while I'm playing because I'm already up. Like, I'm just gonna enjoy this money while here. Knowing, too, that they're gonna give me this deal. You should ask Tony's advice about gambling because I love it. I kind of want I kind of want to do this. I want to do a trip where like my wife calls my boss and gets me off for the week, doesn't even tell me, and then just says, I've packed your bags, we're leaving now. Here's your ticket to the airport. That's never gonna happen. And go. Oh, she plans all our trips, anyways. I just do all the stupid inner planning, like what snacks I'm gonna fucking eat. I shouldn't do that sometime. So, you know, it's it's but then when I'm on a trip, it's stress-free. That's the last I'll say about the stress I caused before. It's super funny because my wife is is very much so an over planner about everything. Yeah. You know, like Chris said, like predetermining menus, like going through the whole fucking deal. It's like halfway. Looking at every single thing, you know, picking out the hotel, she'll sit for like fucking three days per hotel, she'll narrow it down to five hotels, she'll read every fucking review on every hotel, find out, find out which one recently had bed bugs. Like it's a whole fucking ordeal. And uh are those the ones that you get. She does she search search those to get them jeeper? Yeah, yeah. You dude, you save

Overplanners Unite And Separate Vacations

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money when they got bed bugs. Savings never stop. But uh, so we're going on separate vacations next month. No way. Yeah. What yeah, we're good for you. How long is this vacation? Five days. Wow. So where's she going? She is going to the exotic uh area surrounding the great city of Minneapolis. Oh, great. I was gonna like I thought you were gonna say something like really South, like Jamaica. And I'm like, is she gonna fuck a black guy? The twin sister. The twin sister cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, huh? Wow. Let's get a round of applause for that one. All right. She's taking the youngest. She's taking the youngest, and they are go, she is going with her friend and her friend's two daughters. Mall of America. They're going to Mall of America and the zoo and the aquarium. And I mean, so this was just determined like a week ago, right? And every day she's on the phone with her friend, and they're sharing information from you know, between two mega planners. They're sharing like found information, and they're not just like they're not like deep dives into Reddit post streets. They're not like we're gonna go to the zoo when we're there. They're like, we gotta pre-buy tickets. I have to physically call the zoo because I have Milwaukee Zoopass, and the Milwaukee Zoopass gives you a certain discount that you can't get online at partnering zoos. So she's gotta like call the zoo pre-buy ticket. Like, they are going through it, like every fucking detail of this whole thing. Yeah. So that makes me happy. See, you're gonna have a good trip. I'm taking my 13-year-old and we're heading the opposite direction. Me and him are going on a fishing trip with with uh um and see this is how my planning goes. I'm going with one friend for sure. Maybe another. There might be also my brother. My brother, my brother may come, where you're fishing, he may not come, and his kid may come with him, may come without him. I might just take his kid, or they both may come. I don't even know. Where are you fishing? We are going to the only naturally occurring lake in the whole state of Tennessee. Whoa. Name it. Real foot. How is it the only one? Sounds terrible. It's the only non-man-made lake. You you decided to go to a lake where you could go to a fucking ocean? Uh was ocean a choice? I have no interest in fishing the ocean. Are you bringing your own boat? Why? I am not. No. Tell me why you you you so so this lake is a super unique lake, and we're going at a specific time for a specific thing. Fucking sturgeon? What? No, crappie. It's their big crappie season. It sounds fucking stupid. That so this lake is basically You could crappie here. Basically, you're hurting my arms. An earthquake in my heart. Split the earth open in this little spot enough to enough to get water from the Mississippi River into it. Nice. So that that's how it's occurred. It's a very it's a very, very shallow lake that almost the whole lake has cypress trees growing out of it.

A Loose Fishing Trip With Real Risks

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I guarantee every from everyone from Tennessee is laughing right now. No, he's going to Tennessee. Coming all the way down here for now. So what? So I've been to this lake before about 20 years ago. And uh Is this where you lost virginity? I took fish. I took my little brother with me at the time, and at the time, you know, I was like 25 and he was like 13. And to this day, he still talks about how much he loves that place. Um you're bringing back old memories, then that's the reason why they're gone. Also, the water moccasin capital of the United States. Interesting. They're they're poisonous. No, they're venomous. Whatever. Poisonous venomous. We did this once before. We're not doing that. But they can kill you. Yeah, they can kill you. And last time. Because they're venomous. Last time I was there, I actually had to. beat one to death with an oar of the boat. One of the highlights of my life. Are you guys going to bring anti-venom on the book? Chase, Chase asked me, is there a place we can buy anti-venom just in case? That's the thing that's exactly the same thing I would ask you as well. But is there a place No, there's not. Are you sure? Positive. I looked on Amazon and everything. But uh I'm going there, you know, whatever. No point. So so me and my buddy were talking about the trip and the only thing we decided is we better call down to one of the resorts down there and make sure we have a room. Okay. So he wants to go shopping for for fishing gear like specific to this trip. And I I keep telling him I'm like dude let's wait till we get down there. We don't want to buy this shit here. Let's buy it down there. I guess like he's like he's like are we going to bring food? I'm like I don't know if some ends up in the truck we might bring some we might just go eat at the bar that's a block away every night for every meal. I don't know. See I want to break shit too I don't know. Is this where they serve you uh moccasin anti-venom I'm gonna try to not pack all of like because we're doing two days in the front I don't want to pack a bunch of shit like you said. I want to do like Tony's doing and just go eat wherever. But I can't I've already looked up places I want to go eat. You know like there's the original Burger King on our trip. Don't you think we should eat there? It's the original one you know what what the the first one the OG BK baby seriously first one ever. It's probably the best there's this city because every other BK sucks. There's this city in Illinois that has like 15 of the world's largest things world's largest rocking chair world's largest wing chime world's largest golf tee world's largest stir spoon world's largest barber spindle like there's like 40 of them in this one fucking city and it's 15 minutes out of the way like you can't not stop there. That is not 15 minutes well spent Chris no way that's what it got voted down by everyone else too so we're not doing that well it's larger it's like what you mean a store your wife and your daughter did not want to do it they did not want to do it. Okay. Well it only matters that we're driving are you not I yeah but I don't want to do things no one else wants to do. So you just do it we're stopping at this uh uh like waterfall hidden hidden waterfall or something that's on the way in the state park even my dad hadn't heard about it I was proud of that yeah I I am the opposite he's like what should we all bring I'm like I don't know I'm gonna bring three pairs of clothes I'm gonna bring a deep fryer with me and coolers to bring back absurd amount of fish I got this it's a book it's a whole book of the short short short short whole book dude whole book of the trip bro I had to take a book every day I had to take a screenshot of which hotel I called to reserve a room yeah I got everything in here I had to figure out how tall the garage was to make sure my truck will fit in you're fucking crazy dude when we chuck our dude we have to park and then get on the the ship show that show it again my wife did 99% of this yeah that's how I mean it's nothing to show really it's a lot of it's just fun like whatever you're gonna do that she actually prints everything out she does this is the pre as you can see I have a lot of notes in here this didn't make the cut in fact the whole first four pages got changed because I was like we're not doing that we got because she thought she was only give me a copy of all this I'll send you the electronic one you have an electronic copy of this on Google I can share it with you. Oh my god yeah please do dude you're gonna love show my wife because right now you're out our trip you're out planning her and this will fucking make her step up my dad has these for decades back of trips that we have taken this is my dad's planning shit right

Road Trip Detours And The Planning Book

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here you gotta have know how far you're going where you're going what hotel you're staying in when you think you're gonna get there if they have free food at the front desk how you're gonna get there's a restaurant down the bag they'll hold your bags for you if you gotta get on around town after you check out you got to know these things and they're in the it's in the book. What are we doing today? Check the book so on the last podcast I talked about check the book dude I talked about the guy that I hold physically responsible for for giving me the nerve to start my own business yeah this this guy gave me ridiculous amounts of wisdom in my life on many different things he was a great guy but the one thing he really fucked up was when I was 20 years old and uh newly married we were um we were driving from Milwaukee to Naples Florida it's a very long drive 24 hours and we we had it I don't want to s use the word mapped out but we decided we're changing back and forth till we get to 12 hours and then we're gonna stop someplace. So this is pre just punching shit into a GPS this is full looking down map quest instructions trying to figure out based on mileage and average speed where you're gonna be no real internet like the internet existed but you couldn't just like hotels in Missouri you know sure um so this guy Tom tells me he goes oh the funnest part of traveling is stopping at rest stops along your way and getting these catalogs that they have in there that are basically specific to truck drivers and they go it's great because the truckers you know they want to stay at these super cheap places you know on on their way so they're not just sleeping on the side of the road in their truck they want to be able to take a shower and stuff like that. So they have uh coupons in there he's like for a lot of times real nice hotels for like one third of what they would charge he's like you always just stop there grab that book figure out what's on your way call them and reserve a room let them know you got this coupon okay so we do that we stay in this fucking city I don't know if any of you ever heard of it it's called Chattanooga Tennessee. I've been it famous for the Chattanooga choo choo is that where you drive through the damn mountains to get to so I've told the story about the woman I met at the diner who's asking her now husband to marry her from the Chattanooga Diner. So we're in we're in uh we're coming up to Chattanooga Tennessee and we look in this book and we're like oh there's a days in

Coupon Hotel Horror In Chattanooga

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coupon in here and I remembered it was for a 2250 a night hotel. Yeah and uh we were like that is crazy so we uh I forget how we even got I think I had to pull out a random McNally and fucking open it up in the passenger scene to find out how to get to this hotel from the freeway and we pull into this hotel and it's uh outside entrance rooms you know it's a days in outside entrance rooms uh lobby is at a window on the outside and I'm like well that's weird I've never been to a hotel that didn't have like a place where you can walk into and uh we pull up next to a car like $22 an hour is what it was we pull into uh uh kind of uh there was a few cars in the parking lot but I backed in I was driving I had a pickup truck at the time and I backed into my spot like I always do in a pickup and uh we're sitting there and we're like oh this place looks like a shithole and I look a couple cars down and there's a relatively new car on cinder blocks with the wheels missing and I'm like huh like that's like kind of a bad sign and we're sitting out there discussing whether or not we stay for the night in this place and uh we're looking and the curtains are closed and the lights on in one of the rooms and it's a guy choking the shit out of a lady and then I just see him start slapping the fucking shit out of her and my wife my new wife at the time she just looks over at me and she goes I'm not staying here wait wait like there's nothing you can do that will make me stay here. Stop you you didn't like interject intervene go knock on his door do yeah something yeah well I'm assuming I'm assuming she had been warned several times by this point. You're fucking dick no my wife's like we're getting the fuck out of here dude stop him she's uh no she's like we're fucking gone and uh she opens a book back up and she calls a hotel in Nashville and which is another like three three and a half hours away from there. Dude it was a minute through the mountains I think yeah and uh you've just crossed through the mountains maybe it wasn't Nashville then it was pretty close Nashville North Carolina Chattanooga is mountains man that's all I think about when I hear travel coming right out of the black hills fucking crazy mountains right the black hills every time we drive to Fukua or the black hills I don't know but every time we drive to Florida when I hear Chattanooga I'm like it's the mountains that's the time of driving it's always at nighttime when I drive through the hardest part of the drive is right there. It's the scariest it's the scariest fucking part yeah we uh we ended up going to another place maybe it was in Chattanooga like but the other side sure and not the $22 an hour days in it's the other side of the mountains we told them we're like yeah we went to the other one and it was pretty sketchy over there and they said yeah that one is pretty sketchy we're closer to the police station so we have less problems. Fair enough and I was like awesome we'll stay here yeah I stayed in a hotel just 2020 it was in Asheville North Carolina it was called I don't remember but it was something like budget in or like hotel in no it's downtown in that's what it was downtown in and it was like 89 bucks and it was the worst the worst hotel I've ever we've heard your American stories anyways dude vacations man I'm super excited yeah I've been planning the trip I'm gonna take time off work I'm gonna take money out of my pocket and it's gonna be awesome that's something different this is the trip by tenataries hey let's uh uh let let's end but yeah let's add in your questionnaire we can do a little questions if we want at the end here but yeah man i'm i'm i'm super excited uh we're doing all kinds of fun shit it's all planned out he's already laughing at your questionnaire no i don't i don't know if i want to do questions do it we'll do them on a new episode no do it that doesn't pertain to any of this but yeah man jay you you gonna be going on any vacations or is that it he's starting the music hit the music we're gonna cut it i'm gonna enjoy myself you can the music can last for like 16 minutes no i don't like that

Final Laughs And Wrap Up

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tony already said peace out everybody thanks for tuning in to another episode of top shelf stories i want to know why he can't wait i want to know why he's laughing fucking chris's corrections dude this is wild we'll talk to you a little bit march 29th Jackson Missouri and then in parentheses approximately three hours yeah we fixed it we fixed that we're doing something different handwriting underneath two hours 58 minutes 186 miles oh fuck you're a lunatic all right people we love it we love you too thanks for tuning in there was a two minute discrepancy