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Top Shelf Stories
Sports Brawls and Bathroom Stalls
Three sports enthusiasts share their wildest and most memorable live sporting event experiences, from bench-clearing baseball brawls to electrifying UFC matches in Milwaukee.
• The thrill of watching a bench-clearing brawl at a Milwaukee Brewers game after a pitcher punched a player named Siri
• Using a mom's handicap parking tag to score prime tailgating spots at the stadium
• The unique experience of watching NHL hockey fights that are allowed to continue until someone hits the ice
• Comparing the intimate atmosphere of Milwaukee's past UFC events to larger venues
• Debating the merits of Sprite versus its new replacement, Starry, during tailgating sessions
• The surprisingly small capacity of famous local venues like the Eagles Ballroom and Bradley Center
• Local fight promotions gaining popularity in Milwaukee, including Anthony Pettis' upcoming MMA event
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Top Shelf Stories with J, chris and Tony.
Speaker 2:Really what? 125 to 108.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's 30.
Speaker 1:That's not 30, dude 17.
Speaker 2:It might as well have been 50.
Speaker 1:But once they know they're going to lose, you get them last, like five, six buckets or just guys jumping threes and saying fuck you, they're like all right, I guess we'll put in the call.
Speaker 3:We're down by 20 points now.
Speaker 2:I guess we'll put in Lopez so he can sink 32 points in threes. You know it's over when they put.
Speaker 1:Giannis' brother in the game. Fuck the game's over, dude.
Speaker 2:There's eight minutes left. Giannis' brother and Lopez' brother.
Speaker 3:You're like fuck. They gave up. Why do they even have the players if they never play and they just I mean, you could just have some people in the audience go out there and fucking just play some basketball. They just know how to shoot and finish the game up. Why do they even have those players?
Speaker 2:So the last regular season game we went to me and Chase sat right behind the basket. But at the tunnel where they walk out Did you get an autograph, like second row? It was fucking cool man, but I watched the Bucs bench more than I watched the game.
Speaker 1:Yeah, to see what they're fucking doing.
Speaker 2:Because it was fucking insanity. Dude, did you know? They made Robinopez sit on the goddamn floor the whole game, they didn't let him sit on the bench.
Speaker 3:That's kind of strange. You say that because every time I watch the the games, he's always on the floor.
Speaker 1:I thought he just liked the floor to do his.
Speaker 2:He's got a bad back. He tried high-fiving his brother and his brother wouldn't even look at him.
Speaker 1:Why you're? It's so weird, now you're making shit up.
Speaker 2:It's not no, for real.
Speaker 1:No, now you're making shit up I know like a lot of these contracts are built in the way where, like, you got to pay the guy anyways, so you just make them fucking take in the towels and be on the bench and sit on the floor. But I don't know, dude that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2:It was just I was that there were like five open seats on the bench and they were still making this dude sit on the floor.
Speaker 1:I like in the NBA, the guys are so fucking tall, especially like the old man coaches, and their knees are wrecked so their chairs are like director chair. There's like three or four cushions on them so that they're like half standing on the bench.
Speaker 3:Well, you know it doesn't make sense is if you ever watch a soccer game and all their chairs are fucking race car seats from fucking race cars, yeah that is weird. You ever watch the soccer game, their car, their seats are from race cars.
Speaker 1:It's like a like a video gaming chair, but like really for like an office desk. But they're not on casters, they're just built in, they're like on a bleacher situation and the coaches kind of sit like and and the players all sit like in bleacher cubby that doesn't sound half bad no, it, no, it really doesn't and they never.
Speaker 3:They never get out of them. They're sitting there the whole time not saying anything. They already coached the whole game up already no one fucking cares.
Speaker 1:When I would play soccer, I would never sit down. I would always be just be running up and down the sideline hoping the coach would put me in like I've spent whole games in high school keep up within high school just spending whole games like getting up every like three, four minutes, like I'm worried enough to get in just because I want to just in Just doing jumping jacks, Dude. I did not get any playing time. I was like Robin Lopez, dude.
Speaker 2:The coach didn't like me and I was on the bench. Sit on the floor, kid.
Speaker 1:Oh, you didn't come from my conventional group of friends' way of growing kids in soccer in West Allis.
Speaker 3:You went in when it was 8-0?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just. You're just over there jogging in place yeah, basically running up and down the the sideline I don't know so, looking back, I realized I was not so since this week's episode is about quick, like sports memories.
Speaker 2:There you go. I uh, I went to the brewer game on tuesday night. Uh, did anybody watch it?
Speaker 1:I haven't been to a Brewers game in a really long time.
Speaker 3:I also did not, why do you keep going to all these local games? All of a sudden, you are not a sports fan.
Speaker 2:Apparently. I'm being told by my family I am, he's got a sports age sports fan age child. Well, the Brewers are my wife, my wife. She's been like seven games already she's that much of a fan, I guess this happens I think she likes the tailgating and then she's like fuck well, she doesn't tailgate, but I think she wants to fuck one of the players I mean every woman wants to fuck one of the players. I'm like for real. I can find you an obtainable Dominican like tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Like stuff shooting for the stars here, you should probably show up in some polyester baseball uniform, you know. Go to Dunham Sports or whatever and get one made. Put your name on the back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I should, I should.
Speaker 1:Show up in her bedroom wearing that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's not a bad idea With some Milwaukee Brewers underwear.
Speaker 1:You can throw it in, throw it in the mix, you can do. Yeah, just the cup and the top and the socks.
Speaker 3:Dude.
Speaker 1:One glove like.
Speaker 3:MJ. You won't have to last long at all, it should already come before you get into the bed.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't think I'm a switch hitter, baby I could slap ass from both sides of the plate.
Speaker 1:Sorry, let's go here, catch the plate.
Speaker 2:Sorry, let's go here, catch but uh, so at this game, like in the third inning, uh, the other team we were playing, we were playing tampa bay rays. Yeah, I don't even know the teams very well. I didn't either. I had to look up to see what city they were from, come on I. I thought Rays was like the potato chip company. I'm like this advertising is getting out of control. Oh, so you?
Speaker 3:knew the name Rays, but you didn't know that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because that's what it said on the big ass TV in the outfield. Okay, so they got this player on there. His name's actually Siri what.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's spelled the same way s-i-r-i, that's his last name.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, so this motherfucker came first like he probably was there before siri from your iphone was there yeah, probably I don't think so. Look the dude up.
Speaker 2:I don't know how to I don't think so, look to do it up. I don't know how to I don't really understand baseball stats. All right, uh, tell me, is he actually really good or not? So this motherfucker, in like the third inning, smashes a home run first one of the game. You know the wall's at like 400 feet where it, where it drops back, it's like 380 to get a home run. He, he hit it probably 470 feet. He hit it up on one of the party platforms. Jesus, uh, three.
Speaker 3:They're short tiers, but it was like three tiers up you were just at this game on tuesday, yeah, so yeah, he, uh. His average is well the. The brewers won eight to two, so they whooped their asses. His average is a 1.186, uh, for this season and two run home runs, two rbis and 16 hits. I don't, I don't. Is that a good, probably not good average? I think I don't know.
Speaker 2:They're only like 25 games in and he's 28 years old 28.
Speaker 1:How old is Siri? I bet you, that bitch is only like nine years old.
Speaker 3:You talk to her every day you fucking weirdo, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:So he just cranks this ball out. It was really impressive One of his two home runs and his next time up to bat are.
Speaker 3:Got the answer. How old Theory is? From 2011. So he's older.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're right. So his next at bat. Our pitcher's last name is Peralta and the only reason I remember that is because that's the lead character on Brooklyn Nine-Nine and that's the only Peralalta I give a fuck about. But this dude really gained some points at me because instead of letting him get a second home run in that game and really embarrassing us, he beamed him. He beamed him in the fucking leg, yeah he'll do that.
Speaker 2:Peralta will do that it took this motherfucker like 20 minutes to gain his composure to get on the first base.
Speaker 3:Really it was it was the biggest he's trying to get um peralta kicked out or something.
Speaker 2:So peralta gets kicked out and our manager gets kicked out oh, really, oh, so you got kicked out it turns into like a five minute screaming match and, uh, they get ejected.
Speaker 2:We get a new pitcher and, uh, I don't know the name, the guy's name, but it was like ubi or something, don't know, I don't know anybody. So the siri comes up again. This hit him again. This is his third at bat and I think he tried to hit him but he walked him like on purpose and I guess our pitcher was yelling shit at him while he was throwing balls and uh, siri was yelling back. And now he's taking his walk and he gets halfway to first base and our pitcher runs up and punches him right in the face shut up.
Speaker 1:How come I didn't read about punches him right in his?
Speaker 2:face like umpire, gets between them and he jumps over the umpire, punches him in the face. What it clears how?
Speaker 1:close are you to this action? Is it on the big screen?
Speaker 2:yeah, it was on. Oh no, they didn't play it on the big screen, but I did watch it on twitter and I don't have twitter, so it was really awkward me like leaning over the woman in front of me trying to watch. But uh, it cleared our bench and then the craziest thing happened. Then the outfield bullpens all cleared, ran all the way to the to the thing like this was like a five, I think I did read about the all-out brawl yeah, it was.
Speaker 2:Every everybody was scrapping. It was intense, man, it was like one of the best sporting events I ever been to baseball is crazy like that like on the ground.
Speaker 1:First base hoskins flips to your rebate doesn't sound one up, one down. Siri retired.
Speaker 3:He didn't punch him in the face.
Speaker 1:Siri exchanging some words, and here we go.
Speaker 3:Oh, he did.
Speaker 1:So Jay's watching this, I'm not either. Okay, so the pitcher Fans you can hear Tony and the crowd yelling.
Speaker 2:I'm yelling fuck him up.
Speaker 3:So the pitcher didn't punch him right away. As Tony explained, he went to the base. He started walking back from the base. The pitcher walked towards him and he said something and then the dude kind of pushed him and then the pitcher swung at him. It sounds like he got him out, though actually Not a walk, but same story.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1:They both did.
Speaker 2:They both did yeah. So then them two get kicked out. They both did. They both did yeah, it was an exciting game.
Speaker 3:man Dude, those are the best ones. It's like hockey, when it used to be fun, where they used to have fights.
Speaker 1:Oh, they still do.
Speaker 3:Not like they used to man, where fucking blood would squirt out in the fucking glass.
Speaker 2:But I don't understand hockey. It's like it's not that complicated dude, but the fights, the fights in hockey, they let them go until someone hits the ice, they go down that the referees will come in.
Speaker 1:If you take a knee, the referees will come in and stop the fight, but they all seem like they're like fake fights well, they're wearing pads and they're on skates.
Speaker 3:I mean you can't get a good hard to try to get a good punch off when you're on skates.
Speaker 1:You need a stance trying to dodge this punch when you're on skates you're wearing a helmet and gloves.
Speaker 3:That's why they fucking hood you man. They pulled their fucking jersey over your head because then they can start doing some uppercuts right to the chin.
Speaker 1:Yeah because you got like a fulcrum to pull in and punch the pull punch.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you have some kind of leverage, so they let these guys fight because it's just it's fists to like shoulder 90%.
Speaker 1:Like you might get a head shot but he's probably wearing a helmet and maybe a shade over his face. Like you're maybe catching him in the jaw. If you get a perfect shot and I think the rule is the referee's coming once you hit your knee? Or anything hits the ground.
Speaker 3:Right, I think that's amazing. I think it should be with every sport.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let the two fucking rub it out and then they just engulf.
Speaker 2:And then they each got to sit in the box, just beat the shit out of each other. They got to sit in the box for two or five minutes.
Speaker 3:Go ahead for the woman's tease bitch. They're both grabbing balls and throwing them at each other. How many balls you got, motherfucker?
Speaker 1:I think they do that because if you don't let them fucking box it out or whatever, get their shit done, then they're literally gonna did. You see the one guy who literally kicked someone in the neck with his skate and killed?
Speaker 3:him. That was that was from Happy Gilmore. No, this happened, dude.
Speaker 2:No, remember me, I'm the guy who hit the guy in the other guy hit the guy and the other guy with the face, with the skate.
Speaker 3:He's like the only guy that got they got, uh, kicked out of a hockey match for stabbing someone with the skate. No, he, uh, you're right, it in it's. They say it wasn't intentional. You know, his leg lifted in the air and he slid his throat, yeah that's fucking crazy but yeah, they let you fight Normally in baseball.
Speaker 1:they're trying to fucking stop it immediately. There's nothing better than that the batter getting hit and he looks down at the ground and throws his bat down and slowly half walks towards first base and then runs towards the pitcher's mound and it's like fucking ready to go. Gloves are thrown, the bench is clearing out.
Speaker 3:You got one of the best games.
Speaker 1:There's so many people in the bench too. It's like squirting a fucking ant farm with water.
Speaker 2:It was like one second in where, like what happened, and you just see 80 people on the field all wrestling.
Speaker 1:There are so many players on a baseball team.
Speaker 3:That's so funny, though, that his name is Siri. It sounds so weird when the announcer's guy's like Siri walks to the first base and then Siri.
Speaker 2:All you hear is just phones going. I'm gonna help you, like they say it too many times, to try to fuck with people.
Speaker 3:Everyone from home watching their phone goes off if you have actually no. Siri's got a lot smarter now. She only responds to your voice if you connect it correctly. You guys don't know. You have fucking androids, you little bitches.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we got real phones so, uh, when you're going to these games, you're paying for parking, getting the closest parking you can possibly get or is that? Yeah, so you're paying like $30 to park.
Speaker 2:So I'm going to tell you a little secret. All right, don't be telling anybody.
Speaker 1:We've got one of the world's most foremost distributed podcasts. And you're not going to expect people to know, but go on.
Speaker 2:So we went to Tuesday's game, right.
Speaker 1:In an underclosed city.
Speaker 2:And I took my mom. I took my mom, her husband, my brother's kid, my kid and my wife and I brought my other kid too and we tailgated beforehand with my mom. My mom wanted to make some food and a grill and shit, but my mom's handicapable. Okay, she's got the little hanging tag from her.
Speaker 3:Okay, explain, handicapable for me.
Speaker 2:Well, that's like when you're handicapped, but you really don't need a scooter.
Speaker 3:So you just use it to bypass the system. Get close parking. Then you walk out and do jumping jacks and backflips. Yeah, I can park wherever I want.
Speaker 2:Well, my mom got her handicap tags when she fell and broke both of her arms.
Speaker 1:Don't they expire?
Speaker 2:Probably not in her lifetime. So do they have an?
Speaker 3:expiration date on them? I don't know. Or did you show the handicap picture? No expiration date.
Speaker 1:I think they sell with the car.
Speaker 3:I saw this car.
Speaker 2:You're good to go. She wanted to park next to us so she gave me her other handicap tag. She's got more than one.
Speaker 1:See, that's now you're.
Speaker 2:That's what I said. Don't tell no one, these are white now you're. That's why I said don't tell them.
Speaker 1:These are white lines. You're crossing dude.
Speaker 3:I know gray lines you're telling about 16 people.
Speaker 2:You could just tell the person you want to park next to your hand, but luckily it was during the week game so there were only like eight, nine hundred people there, so we were front row parking and it really didn't get much past us in that lot.
Speaker 1:In the handicapped prime lot there? Yeah, of course not.
Speaker 2:Only like maybe 100 cars.
Speaker 3:Did you walk out of the stadium with a gimp?
Speaker 2:No, I full drug a leg just behind me.
Speaker 3:It was like step drag stumbleol just so you know there's no questions asked. You don't have to. You don't like confrontation, so you didn't want to be jogging to your car. You're gonna take the handicap sticker off and be like you know, just the way it is, yeah life.
Speaker 2:This is just army crawled to the door help him, help this guy, yeah, his car.
Speaker 1:I don't know the last game I was at, we did tailgate for a minute, but it was just beers and peanuts or whatever behind the tailgate of the car see, my mom doesn't drink and she really doesn't want anyone around her to drink, so ours was just grilling and, and you do, some diet, some rc, no I go full strength Sprite. You haven't flipped the switch to Starry yet. No, I hate Starry.
Speaker 2:Oh my God.
Speaker 1:You're using Giannis yeah, Giannis is the spokesperson To pull the Sprite people to Starry.
Speaker 2:They can't.
Speaker 1:They are Sprite's too refreshing. No, because Sprite he's using LeBron. James and LeBron James is losing his hair. He's been losing so now, yeah, the starry Giannis did a presser commercial of a press conference.
Speaker 2:That motherfucker can't even say the word starry.
Speaker 1:And he says something like yeah, it's fine, it's time to see other sodas is what he said. It's time to see other sodas is what he said. It's time to see other sodas. So now it's encouraging others to try Starry and think for themselves. I love Giannis man Don't talk shit.
Speaker 3:See, he's a Starry guy now. No, I never drink. I don't like white soda, I like dark soda.
Speaker 1:Okay, I don't like dark soda. We knew that about you.
Speaker 3:We've been knowing, we've been knowing that about you, I'm a racist of my own kind, sorry, no, there was one Presser with Giannis Talking about he loves Oreo cookies. He just Just got to know him From living here. For how many years he's been here Because they don't have Oreos In.
Speaker 3:Greece is what you're telling me Google it probably not. It's like Oreos. Greece Is what you're telling me? Google it probably not. It's like Oreos, man, it's the best dessert you can get. And then he's like I just found out that you dip an Oreo in milk. It's even better, man, it's so crazy.
Speaker 2:Wait till he fucks around and goes to State Fair and gets a deep fried Oreo.
Speaker 3:That sounds terrible.
Speaker 1:He's going to lose his shit. Why would it be terrible? They're the best.
Speaker 3:I don't know man. I feel like it would just break apart. What is he?
Speaker 1:I experienced deep fried ice cream again for what feels like the first time.
Speaker 3:How do you deep fry ice?
Speaker 1:cream. Oh dude.
Speaker 2:It is the shit. You got to roll it in corn flake.
Speaker 1:No, I don't think you do. I think you just flash fry that shit. How does it not drip outside the outside that hits the hot oil instantly fries and becomes hard creating a shell.
Speaker 2:Are you talking like Mexican fried?
Speaker 1:ice cream. Yeah, how do?
Speaker 2:they do it. They take a scoop of ice cream and they roll it in corn flake and then they deep fry it. Same thing Puts a breading on it. Same. It's fucking delicious. It's the bomb. What'd you put on it?
Speaker 1:they had chocolate syrup on it. We got it because it was katie's birthday gift. At this restaurant, we were at.
Speaker 2:Okay, you want to blow your fucking mind? Go straight, honey. Fair enough, I'm in I'm in.
Speaker 1:You don't have to tell me twice. I'm gonna try it again. For the first time, I'm deep frying everything dude in you don't have to tell me twice, I'm going to try it again. For the first time, I'm deep frying everything. Dude, that shit's delicious.
Speaker 2:I was actually head of the fried ice cream fan club for geez 2002 to 2006. Jesus Christ, this president, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the plaques are everywhere, we know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's get off.
Speaker 1:Fried food. Okay, food, okay. Back to sporting events. Have you ever been to a boxing match? No, we need to go to a boxing match, have?
Speaker 2:you ever been to a boxing match? Well, at the rave, I don't know. I don't know if it counted toward anything was it the legit wrestling? No, the royal rumble too I have been to a royal rumble. Is that what it was?
Speaker 3:no, okay, that's not boxing, that's wrestling rassle. Okay, what was the match?
Speaker 2:um, it was, dude. You're making me go off a memory. Yeah, like 25 years ago at the eagles club, it was a black guy versus black guy, a white guy versus a black guy.
Speaker 3:There were two latinos that went at it at the eagles club. It must have been big then, because Eagles is huge in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1:Well, you set up a ring and then people on stands around the ring. Yeah, but Eagles is huge.
Speaker 3:No, it's not the Eagles club. The Rave, the Eagles is giant Eagles club. It's not giant. The Rave has four different places.
Speaker 1:When was the last time you were in?
Speaker 3:there, I've played everywhere but the Eagles. You think that's the biggest club. No, no, in the Rave, of course, they have the Underground Rave.
Speaker 1:They have the Rave Bar, they have the actual Rave. The Eagles Ballroom is still not that big, I'll bet you. Its capacity is probably 2,400 people.
Speaker 3:No way. Yeah, that's an astounding show.
Speaker 1:You put seats in there. I'll bet you, the capacity is 1,800.
Speaker 3:Okay, well, we're not going to argue about this. It's probably less. Actually. Who was it, tony? You were fucking crazy.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? It's not that big dude. When was the last time you were in there?
Speaker 3:I've been in there as an adult, have you been?
Speaker 1:there as an adult, yeah.
Speaker 3:I've been above 18. Dude, it's a high school.
Speaker 1:It's basically a high school gym dude, it's not that big, okay, like when was the last time you were there that thing? Like 20 years ago, yeah.
Speaker 2:There was a boxing rink in the center of the thing. Actually, it was more than 20 years ago, because I remember I wasn't 18 yet. All right, fine. How many people capacity.
Speaker 1:You were close. 2,400, I said standing, I think, or 22. 3,500. And I said 1,800 seated.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what I grew, since I was younger.
Speaker 2:I mean it's bigger than I thought it. Jay's comparing it to the first time he's seen his dad's dick.
Speaker 3:It's like a two liter of soda. I filled up the rave bar. Rave bar fits 500. I've never filled the rave hall. Rave hall fills 1800 in the the. The basement fills a thousand. I filled almost the basement before. I thought there was way more than that. Okay, never mind, I'm wrong. Sorry I'm.
Speaker 1:It's bigger than I thought, but it's yeah, it's not. You put a.
Speaker 3:Boxing rink inside of it. It opened in 1927.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's old as fuck Seven. It's pretty classic. I enjoy the place I've been in. I went to Millennial Dawn there. You probably went to a lot of Fucking. No, not a taunt, but there was a time. I didn't have to say it. There was a time, alright, so we should go to a boxing match. I'm in. I haven't seen one.
Speaker 3:Let's go to the fucking Tyson, stupid ass match. That'd be awesome.
Speaker 2:Well, the funnest event I've ever been to Most fun.
Speaker 3:Was.
Speaker 2:No, the funnest event, most fun? No, I think you're wrong. Okay Was the UFC.
Speaker 3:You've been to one that would be fun too I've been to two of them okay, now ufc is always in las vegas, right or no?
Speaker 2:funny enough, all the times I've been to las vegas, it's never been during a ufc. Um, I seen them both in milwaukee they have ufc in milwaukee. They did twice in their whole ufc career. Yep, and the turnout wasn't big enough to justify them coming back where was it held?
Speaker 3:oh you, at the eagles at the bradley center oh, okay never, mind bradley center um how many does the bradley?
Speaker 2:center hold I don't know, probably like 2,500, 3,000, but uh, there's something about being there. It's fucking electric, why, I don't know man. Just that many people screaming like I couldn't even imagine going to a real big, 20,000 bradley center, yeah that's probably. They probably only filled it like three quarters in milwaukee both times.
Speaker 3:Okay, so three quarters is, let's do the math quick about four. Uh, the eagles ballroom. So I mean, hot damn, that's a lot of people.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of people, a lot of fun and, uh, anthony showtime pettis, who's a lot of people, there's a lot of people, a lot of fun. And Anthony Showtime Pettis, who's a Milwaukee native yeah, I saw him on TV Is now hosting his own UFC-style cage match events in Milwaukee. Oh, really, and ironically, there's one coming up.
Speaker 1:Where Is his brother raving?
Speaker 2:No, it's not at the rave. They're bigger than that.
Speaker 1:Turner Hall is he? Turner Hall ballroom is good for that no, his brother fights for not UFC.
Speaker 3:His brother fights for how the fuck is it called? There's another one, not the UFCfc, but another uh type of fighting, just like that. His brother does that anyway. Um, so what, what is your are? You talking about sergio pettis. Yes, he fights for the other ufc league, not ufc. That makes any sense at all? Probably not. So what are you speaking of then? What are we talking about? Let me try to find this.
Speaker 1:Well, you don't have time Well it's a local, you can do it. It's a local guy, jay. Don't let him do it, chris, why?
Speaker 3:Because sometimes you just can't let him do what he wants.
Speaker 1:Just like your child near where I was. You could have found a street. People have fun playing on the street. I went to a sports betting place to find out from the sports bettors where the local match was, and there was nothing within any train or bus that I could take. It must have been like there was other matches on but there was nothing. Was this during?
Speaker 3:COVID no, this was. It must have been like there was other matches on, but there was nothing. Was this during? Covid no, this was way before that that was invented Football soccer match.
Speaker 2:All right. May 25th in Milwaukee.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's Memorial Day weekend. I'm going to be gone, but where? You don't know yet it's still going to be in someone's fucking backyard, dude, no.
Speaker 3:It's being going to be in someone's fucking backyard dude.
Speaker 2:No, it's being broadcast live on the UFC Fight Pass Is there going to be like three houses in West Allis' backyard.
Speaker 1:That still could be done in somebody's warehouse backyard.
Speaker 3:Yeah, three houses in West Allis.
Speaker 1:They're going to close down the alley. One of the turnbuckles is legit, a light pole hope it doesn't rain, the, the fucking ring or whatever is is concave, it's at the baird center oh, that's a new spot. I'm gonna go to a concert there soon, I can't remember which one his refund policy is no refund, no refund, no exceptions that's standard, dude, no money I mean, he's not funding anymore, so he's doing.
Speaker 1:He's an entrepreneur now the now touring version of the grateful dead was gonna throw a festival for like four days and they charged people. It was festival plus hotel and they charged people in like three weeks before the thing. They're like just kidding. We can't do this. We ran out of money. We didn't even get any acts signed and they didn't give anyone any money back, no refunds. It's the way it is nowadays.
Speaker 3:Bucks lost.
Speaker 1:All right, that's sports, go sports.
Speaker 2:Yeehaw, he's got 14 fights lined up. Starts at like 2 in the afternoon.
Speaker 3:Nice Sounds fun On a weekend or a weekday. It's on a Saturday night at the Baird.
Speaker 2:Center.
Speaker 1:Somebody on YouTube who does crypto stuff started an influencer fight club. It's pretty legit. They have it before legit fight clubbing.
Speaker 3:I think I'm getting into the Baird Knuckle fights where people just get killed this is supposed to be fight club style.
Speaker 1:You do wear gloves. The ring's like yeah, it's pretty A bedroom. It's karate or some shit, but anyway. So that's sports. You got more on sports, Tony.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I hate sports, but I like going to them.
Speaker 3:There, it is All right, dude. So let us know your sports story Some top shelf stories.
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Speaker 2:Music to come Maybe not Follow us on whatever we're on.
Speaker 1:Peace out fuckers. See you later.
