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Microphone Madness
wait for what? This is the part where I did I. No, you don't need a premise, we start talking. I delete the part before you don't do anything. You never delete anything. When it comes to, you didn't even start the music.
Speaker 1:When it comes to a special episode, special episode Tony, talk into the microphone. I can't hear shit. You know how many episodes I listened to in my lifetime that we recorded? That started with no, I'll go through all of this and I'll delete. Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1:When it comes to this, our idea board is a whiteboard and it was in the basement and the floods got it. What can we say? Our insurance company gave us $100 for the ideas, but we've lost all of them. All we got was the $100. So now we have no ideas. So now we're just yelling into microphones until you guys tune in. I just think that this can be erased. And then, when we start having something that sounds good, don't erase it. It's brilliant, just cut the tape, tape the tape back together, press play.
Speaker 1:Imagine having to record this. Like, go ahead, like we have a podcast room and we've got this big ass reel, the reel in the corner behind glass in the other room because it's too loud and we like there's an engineer back there with fucking curly hair and a bald head who, like, points at us and is like go, you guys go ahead and we record, and then he gives us our tape and that was our session and we used it for this. What we're talking about now Complete nonsense with no objective. You know what I need? I need some more. I forgot the name of the fucking instrument Cowbell, cowbell, cowbell. Yes, you knew it. See, how do you know me now? You know me that. Well, jay Splains, man, jay Splains. I need more cowbell. Hey, I got a fever. The only remedy is more cowbell.
Speaker 1:Do you seriously want to try one of my clawtails? Sure, give me one of your claw tails. Well, they're in the fridge. You have to get up and get them. I got this right here. Okay, I'll get them for you, but you gotta try it, cause they're higher, like way higher percentage. As you guys may or may not know, I am now an RVer is that what I call myself now? I mean, I mean, I feel like this is an episode on its own. I feel like there should be music ahead of time, like you did the episode Hit the fucking music you did the episode about getting the RVer Hit the music. Hit the music Because now we look the most gay. Fuck you ready.
