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Juggling Driving Duties and Kitchen Mishaps
The podcast episode dives deep into the dynamics of who drives within families, questioning traditional roles and expectations in a humorous light. The hosts share personal anecdotes and discuss the evolving nature of driving responsibilities, offering listeners a blend of comedy and introspection.
• Discussion of childhood memories surrounding family driving
• Jay’s reluctance to drive and humorous explanations
• Examination of modern driving norms and gender stereotypes
• Comedic stories about family vehicles and parking challenges
• Reflection on personal choice versus societal expectations in driving
• Emphasis on communication and partnership dynamics regarding driving
• Invitation for listeners to reflect on their own driving experiences
Top Shelf Stories with Jay Chris and Tony Firing away today. Man, holy cow, we're right to the mics. No introductions. How's everybody doing today? Top shelf stories with jay chris and tony doing.
Tony:Hurry this up jay's guy's got a pot.
Chris:Oh yeah, he's got a poop or pee or something. All right, tell the story jay go.
Jay:This isn't a story, this is just a topic I'm talking about. Okay, so as a younger child, I remember driving anywhere, to a store, to a family's house, whatever it may be. Dad, your dad, your dad always drove your mom was I can't relate, stop, okay, fine, well, you don't have. Okay, that's right, you don't okay whatever. Two out of three every time your dad always drove.
Jay:Your mom always was in the passenger seat. Chris, can you relate facts? Okay, tony, can't nowadays. Maybe I don't know, it's just not wanting to drive, being lazy, or just not wanting to listen to your wife yell the fuck at you. I don't drive ever. My wife, if you're a bitch and that's what I'm talking about right now it depends on who has control of your house. Am I a bitch for never driving the car when we are driving with the family outing and my wife's always driving?
Chris:you need to be, at any time, able to kidnap your wife and family at all times, and if you're not driving, you can't be. No, that's not the reason.
Jay:Okay, listen to this, though. Listen to this, I have a great explanation or argument why I don't drive. Is it liquor?
Chris:Is it because? No, it's because the family car doesn't have the fucking you never know what I'm going to.
Tony:Get fucked up.
Chris:No, no, that's not it. It's because the family car doesn't have the phone books taped to the brake and gas pedals.
Jay:Well, my wife's shorter than me, so it's impossible.
Tony:It's impossible. So do one of you stand on the gas pedal and one of you stand on the seat and steer.
Chris:Fuck off. They got a trench coat in the back. They get in it before they get going a tall person and then they get in the car that's why I got three kids.
Jay:I have one for the break, one for the pedal, one for the steering and then one to relax. No, seriously though I don, though I don't drive, I don't drive when I'm with my wife. First off, we have two vehicles between the both of us.
Tony:One of them is inoperational for a family, it's a micromachine, car it's the world's smallest rape van.
Jay:Yeah, you're raping a midget in this or you're not doing nothing at all.
Tony:He's got a couch in the back seat.
Chris:It's a love seat.
Jay:It doesn't even fit a love seat you need a recliner and that's it. But I get the same mileage you do in a vehicle Cock chairs.
Tony:Somebody asked Jay to help move. I can take the silverware.
Chris:I can get all your shoe boxes.
Tony:You know what's funny, as long as I can split up the forks and knives, you know what's funny?
Jay:My brother-in-law just sold their house my, my sister. They asked me to move. I'm like what the fuck do you want me to move?
Tony:did you explain to them that people in their 40s don't help other people move? You call your young ass friends that come over, oh, and I told yeah, exactly okay, so let's get back to this. I'm not hurting a good disc for a fucking slice of pizza anymore, this shit ain't happening fucking.
Jay:They don't even feed you. Get the fuck out of here.
Tony:That doesn't happen anymore, this economy so the reason domino's is selling pizzas for 3.99 now, man?
Jay:the reason why I don't drive. I don't want the headache, I don't want to deal. I know how to drive. I don't need a fucking helper. I don't need someone to tell me where to go and why I turned the wrong way to get somewhere else, not fast or faster. So basically, her car is a new 2014.
Jay:It might be 25 or 24. I don't know. Mitsubishi, fuck, I don't know what it is. Whatever, it's a new one. So basically, she wants Is it a convertible? No, it's a fucking family car, dude. So I have to park far away. I don't want door dings. And then when you're driving down both lanes to get into whatever your store of choice is, I, uh, you can't never pick a right spot. It's always the wrong one, like you feel. Like you drive into that spot, you're like, oh my god, she's. She freaks out because the car is a 2012 Vale or whatever. That car is definitely going to open its door into mine. Give me a red dent. That. Or just directions. Like I can't follow directions right, I can't go the right way, like she always knows the right and I'm very bad with directions. Gps is my life. If I didn't have it, I'd be bad with directions. Sure, gps is my life.
Jay:Fair, if I didn't have it, I'd be a lost soul. I would really be a lost soul.
Chris:That's probably why we didn't even become friends until. Gpss were invented. It's funny Because you couldn't find your way.
Jay:It's pretty funny, though. In the beginning of our podcast, I took Chris home every day for two months. Yeah, because I got drunk every time we did the podcast off ginger ale and whiskey and every time I had to ask him how did he get to your house?
Tony:I was fine with that. I'm sure you GPS here still.
Jay:Oh yeah, if I take the side streets, fuck yeah the freeway. I'm okay. I'm a little okay Because it's one left. Turn off Capitol right.
Tony:Yep, and then we're good Pretty much. In my household it is exactly 50-50 if we're together.
Jay:Wait, now you're talking shit about being a bitch.
Chris:No, I said you're a bitch. Oh, you did. You're like a half a bitch.
Jay:Oh, half a bitch. No, I said you're a bitch. Oh, you did you're like a half a bitch oh half a bitch, yeah, so things have definitely changed because tony is the proprietor.
Tony:Well, I, I used, seems like he used to drive everywhere and eventually, once facebook got to your phone, I'm like well, why the fuck am I driving both ways? Well, she's just sitting on facebook, the whole time so now, everywhere we go, she drives there, I drive home. What's the reasoning for? That though I think the other one can look at their phone so I can fuck around on my phone on the way there and then she can get drunk while she's wherever we are and then I drive her home.
Tony:But here's the problem you don't ever get drunk. You she's wherever we are, and then I drive her home.
Jay:But here's the problem you don't ever get drunk.
Tony:That's why I'm perfect for taking the ride home every time.
Jay:But 50-50,. You're never getting drunk. How can she ever? Okay, fine, okay, I get it Drives there.
Tony:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I drive everybody home.
Jay:It took me 50-50 time to figure that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm stupid, I drive everybody home. It took me 50-50 time to figure that out.
Chris:I care way too much about the hardworking unionized autoworkers that put together the vehicle that I drive.
Jay:Wait for a man. Is that what you're about to say?
Chris:To allow my wife to add additional miles on those parts with her behind the wheel. That is why I drive. It's for the respect of the automobile makers that I don't put the parts of that vehicle. That sounds super sexist Chris. No, it sounds like a knock on the style of driving my wife uses.
Jay:Let me hear your style of wife drives.
Chris:She just loves to go really fast and then brake really hard all of the fucking time. That's every woman, and then that gas pedal thing where you go gas no gas, gas no gas, gas no gas gas, and you go 64 to 68 miles an hour the whole way there.
Tony:Gas no gas, gas, gas, gas no gas, gas no gas gas the thing is is is you actually drive a car designed for women? My van? Oh, I thought we were talking about the facade.
Chris:Oh yeah, the, that is a design for a woman car.
Tony:Yeah, they're made for hard braking and fast acceleration possible.
Chris:But she doesn't like driving that thing, so she drives the van and I drive the car, and most of the time if we ever go anywhere we're I mean I'm taking my car, I'll drive, I just drive.
Tony:I don't know, I like to drive, yeah I mean, and I mean passats are designed for women, but, more importantly, many vans are definitely not my van hers not my van you have you what about that limited exposure you? Got the fucking a-team van yeah, pretty much dude is like a pacifica or something it's a grand caravan. Oh shit, yeah grand, not even just a regular, not a caravan it's a grand caravan, so what does that mean?
Jay:though Does that like extra?
Tony:length. That means he has power windows.
Chris:They're all grand caravans, extra width. Okay, so I was the one who wanted the van.
Chris:I want a van too, because the fucking doors don't swing open Because I was like I got to carry this fucking baby box thing everywhere I go for the next four years and hoof it into the car and then I'm going to have this little kid for the next four years after that. That needs to get into the car. Why do I need this big SUV? I'll just get a big van with all this space. Katie was like no, vans are lame and I will never.
Tony:I'll never drive one Unless it has.
Chris:What did she want? Leather seats, power seats, power mirrors, rims she wanted rims Tinted windows.
Tony:These are young girl problems and I'm like I Bet.
Chris:And then we found the Grand Caravan and we ended up. I wanted one that had some Fucking oomph to it, so we got so you got some sobs.
Chris:We got the rt. It's the racing trimmed grand caravan. It's a rare bird. For the most part they only sold two. They only sold like yeah, but it is a rare, rare or fine, right and uh, she wanted it to be damn near brand new. So we bought the model year. It was used but it was model year and uh, uh, the rt is 246 horsepower. Is that good?
Jay:I don't know, it's probably more than both of your cars what does?
Chris:mine have, your one has like seven the van van Is that good or not? And it also has the wider stance and is on the same frame rails as the Dodge Charger. Okay, so it's a minivan put on top of the Dodge Charger, so it's really like a fucking Dodge Charger Basically, yeah.
Tony:It's just like a slightly taller Dodge.
Jay:Charger. It is actually slightly taller.
Chris:It is one of the lowest profile. So now the minivans. You see, they don't. You don't even know they're minivans uh. So let me ask you this they like they like put facade, swing open doors on the side, even though they're crank let me ask you this your wife has her own car.
Jay:Okay, it's fucking pink, it's got pink rims, it's got fucking fluffy bullshit around the size of the mirrors. Would you feel comfortable driving that car, even though she is in the car driving the car being the man right? So I get what you're saying.
Chris:So you're telling me that she's decked out the car with the fluffy pink steering wheel thing.
Tony:Let's just say she reached her sales goal for Mary Kay.
Chris:And they gave her the van I probably wouldn't drive that car.
Jay:So then you would be in the passenger seat then, like I said, I don't like to ride, or would you be? In the back seat like ducking down. I typically drive.
Chris:I don't know what to.
Jay:Okay, you're, typically we go, go on vacations and it's like a. Nine hour drive.
Chris:I drive the nine hours.
Jay:You're driving that car and then when you have to go home, I drive the ten and a half hours You're fucking chauvinistic yeah you, you're You're Blocking and escaping the question.
Chris:Okay what's the question?
Jay:The same thing. I just asked If it's a decked out girl car.
Chris:Yes, yeah, I'm probably driving Okay.
Jay:I'm taking all the fucking shit off the mirrors and all the other bullshit down. No, no, you can't touch that. It's your wife. Your wife will not let you touch that. That's false, that's false, all right.
Tony:Let's just say that's false. That's why I'm's just say you're driving your I don't know what this is cloud blue passat I we call it princess blue princess, princess so let's just say you're in your cloud, blue passat every time I see his fucking car pull up I swear to god your wife
Chris:I'm on the inside. On the inside it's all black leather with red little trim and all that yeah.
Tony:Let's just say, your wife was like oh, your car is so adorable, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I want to decorate it, okay.
Jay:Okay, Decorate it.
Tony:She's like I'm going to add a couple little knickknacks and tchotchkes that are going to make this car really Feel like home, like no, she's gonna use the word from hgtv. She's like I'm gonna make this car pop, okay. Okay, car pops and and she puts like a little like rhinestone studded insert into your cup holder. Uh, you know, like changes the color of your gauges to like a nice, like purple, okay. And then she hangs up an air freshener that she had printed with her face okay, and she says don't worry when it smelling.
Tony:I had a hundred of them.
Jay:Pause a second. My wife did this for me.
Chris:That's why they're laughing.
Jay:This is why they're laughing so hard, because my wife did this for me. That's why they're laughing so hard. Everywhere I go, I see your fucking face dangling around, spinning around, watching, judging. Yeah, I think there's a camera in every single one of them, because cameras nowadays are the size of your dickhole.
Tony:Oh fuck, Would you still drive it?
Chris:No, I'd never let her do that shit to it. I'd be like no, I would let her do it. But what I would do is I would just then take her key out of the purse for the van. Put my key in her purse, I'd take the van. Put my key in her purse, I'd take the van.
Tony:Damn, you're a real man.
Jay:She'd have her shit back. But you don't have a choice sometimes, man. You can't just be like you can't always have your way. I feel like you always think you have your way.
Chris:I don't want to give away all my secrets, but yeah, I do always have them.
Tony:Chris is like fuck you bitch, I'm getting on a flight tomorrow.
Chris:That's not how it works.
Jay:That's not how it works. I have like a two-week fucking concert coming up in like one week and I pack it, so I signed a lease on this apartment. No yeah.
Chris:I get it, but you're saying back in the day, men always drove.
Tony:Oh, I don't remember a woman even driving I didn't know they had their license when I was a kid, they also couldn't vote, so that was the thing, this is true.
Jay:I was like Mom, do you have your license? Because Dad always drives. But nowadays it's like when we go somewhere, my kids immediately go downstairs in the car and they know I. They open the. Well, very polite children Open the door for me on the passenger side for me to get in.
Chris:They know that Mom drives.
Tony:Yeah, so anyway, also, jay, speaking of your mom. Wait, I didn't speak to get in. They know that mom drives, yeah, so anyway, also, jay speaking of your mom. Wait, I didn't speak to my mom, you just said your mom knew. Oh, so your mom sent me a picture today, really yeah, and it was of her license plate on her new Jeep.
Jay:What, Are you fucking lying to me?
Tony:No, she said because it's like jlc or something I don't know she's like she's like if you really know me, you know what my nickname is jlc yeah, what's jlc mean? I don't know, or jom, I think itM it might have been J-O-M. I mean that's a huge difference. Because, I thought it meant Jay's overbearing mother, but I don't think that was it.
Jay:J-O-M would be, yeah, Jay's overbearing mother. No, I have no idea. I mean, I don't know if you're making this up or not, but I have no idea what's going on.
Tony:Send it specifically to me. It was just on facebook and I've seen it and what did you say? Oh m what did you say again yeah, look up your mom on facebook.
Chris:No, what did it say again go, I think jom no, it was a picture of her standing up your mom on you said it said my you said, it said my name no, it said her like her new license plate.
Jay:no saying For her super cool jeep. She referenced me no.
Tony:I'm fucking kidding. I was just trying to figure out what it meant. J-o-m. Yeah, what's your mom's nickname?
Jay:Yeah, I don't know, damn You're fucked. I don't know.
Chris:You don't know shit, no.
Jay:Back to the driving. If you're a man and not driving, I'm fine. With not driving, I'm super fine, it's actually pretty relaxing yeah.
Chris:Yeah, I just like to drive. That's the way it boils down to it.
Jay:I don't like to drive. I have so many more things to do on my phone than drive.
Tony:You know, and I think it's Sports betting. So I think it's also a little dependent too, because if we take my truck someplace, I will typically drive both ways If we take our Cadillac.
Jay:Is that because she doesn't want to drive? No, she doesn't mind driving my truck so my wife freaks out driving mine because you cannot look through the rear window yeah, you have to use the side mirrors, but the side mirrors are way more the word for it accurate effective dependable than actually turning your fucking head around and looking if someone's in your.
Tony:They really are like like a semi yeah, you can't have windows in the back of a van like that you just gave me another great reason why I drive Women don't look at mirrors unless it's at themselves.
Chris:That's sexist. I don't give a fuck.
Jay:It's true. Say it again Louder I don't give a fuck. No, no. Before that, rewind why?
Chris:do I have to give it louder, louder? I don't give a fuck, no, no, before that rewind. Why do I have to get louder?
Tony:it's true, I love it, chris.
Chris:Women only look at mirrors if they're looking back at themselves it's a generalization, but it's true. You just said your wife doesn't use a mirror. I know my wife doesn't use the mirrors. I'm gonna probably assume here at least two out of three, but I'll bet all three wives don't use the mirrors. Does she check her mirrors periodically while driving is just to establish what's behind and in front of?
Chris:her imagine you need a new cord. It's like an opsec thing, it's just operational security. I always sit looking at the door too. I don't like to look at the back of the restaurant we're gonna get you no car tony, yeah, we need to go to the graveyard, the wire graveyard.
Tony:And pick out some pieces of a new cord Dude you need to take a picture of that and call it the wire graveyard.
Jay:It does look like it.
Chris:It's in rough shape over there.
Jay:But guess what, it looks better where we are.
Chris:I was going to say another sexy comment.
Jay:Do it. No, don't fucking hold back.
Chris:We could use a woman to clean this fucking shit up for us, because we're dumb ass. Why would you?
Jay:even because we're dumb, ape men who can't keep things organized no, I'm just saying why would you feel bad about saying that? I don't know, because that makes so much sense no, I said that makes so much sense because they have organization organization skills typically but I guess I tell you a guy is a better cook because they take more chances with ingredients.
Tony:I can microwave a chicken nugget with the best of them.
Chris:I do this thing where instead of 30 seconds, I do 29, and it's fucking golden man.
Tony:Oh, and then the level of seasoning salt I use.
Jay:Never hit the popcorn button because it fucking burns it.
Tony:Keep it to 230. I'm telling you my microwave skills. Man Chef's kiss, I don't microwave shit.
Jay:You shouldn't ever. I'm an air fry king now, yes, dude, air frying is the fucking next level shit but whatever you're gonna put in the microwave on a piece of yes, it's just like literally, it's just as fast. All you have to do is put the button, turn it on, let it preheat.
Tony:let it preheat because so so I. I do so when I do cook, which is pretty often, I use stove oven grill smoker Right, I really don't use the microwave for anything, it's for leftover shit or, like corn, canned corn we don't eat leftovers in our house, so we don't use that.
Tony:If it is a can of corn, it's getting put in a pot and heated up on a stove yeah well, but all these people I know all use this fucking thing called the ninja foodie. It's an air fryer, it's an air fryer pressure cooker. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they always tell me like oh no, we're gonna save some time with this. It only takes six minutes to cook this whole meal. Every fucking time. It takes twice as long as just cooking it traditionally. I don't, I don't fucking understand this shit pressure cookers you gotta pressure cook.
Tony:This it's gonna be amazing and it's gonna be four minutes pressure cookers are the worst.
Chris:Why is it it?
Tony:takes 32 minutes for it to get to pressure. Oh, is that what it is?
Chris:and then when is, and then when it's done cooking.
Tony:When it's done cooking, you got to do a natural release and you got to fucking wait another 40 minutes for it Pressure cooker is the worst invention ever fucking made.
Jay:I hate this shit. I had one used. It sold it immediately.
Chris:I had an Instapot which I think is similar to a pressure cooker Instapot.
Jay:Yeah, that Sold it immediately. I had an Instapot which I think is similar to a pressure cooker Instapot.
Chris:It's like yeah, that sounds like it would be something considered close. And yeah, I used it like three or four times and I was like this thing is fucking bogus, man, it's the dumbest fucking thing ever you open it up before the timer's done.
Jay:Your hand is burnt, fucking crisp. I don't do that.
Tony:You're fucked, you're fucked. So my wife bought one. We have it. It's sitting in our small appliance graveyard.
Chris:I think we threw one away.
Tony:When we first got it I'm like okay, so if this thing's this easy, like I'm going to watch the video on how to do it and the first video I play was somebody setting it up on their stove and doing something and the fucking thing exploded straight through the ceiling shut up what you can really get on a really fucking fun rabbit hole uh watching videos of pressure cookers fucking exploding yeah, it did seem very dangerous to me as well when I was using it, and I think one time it burned the fuck out of everything, it didn't work.
Chris:It's like there wasn't enough moisture in the fucking thing we put in there and then I think another time it got like stuck and yeah, I had to like leave it outside for day and a half to naturally aspire.
Jay:Basically, cooking is cooking. You can't keep fucking trying to change it. There's no faster way or reasoning.
Chris:I don't mind I don't know, the air fryer is pretty fucking legit convection things up the pizza.
Tony:Pizzazz is quite the invention.
Jay:Yeah, it is, that's the one that spins around outside they don't even make them inside I.
Chris:I don't think we're talking about the one example.
Tony:Yeah, it's like a turntable, but it comes like literally outside, inside, with a little air dryer on top of it.
Chris:So when I lived in Eagle Springs with a friend of mine and his girlfriend, they would get drunk and fight with each other all the time, so it was like really annoying to go upstairs. But I had a bathroom down there and like a little area that I had like a microwave and one of those pizzazz things and like a toaster and like coffee maker, a little bopsink thing but no real stove. So I used that fucking pizzazz to cook all kinds of shit.
Tony:Dude and yeah, I will confirm that cheese anything.
Chris:Yeah, I would throw a fucking chicken breast on there and just let the fucking thing spin really Really that cooks it. Oh yeah, Like a champ.
Jay:Have you ever had salmonella poisoning?
Chris:I can't confirm or deny why I was in my 20s.
Tony:My favorite small appliance ever made is a George Foreman rotisserie.
Jay:Get the fuck out of here, dude George Foreman.
Chris:Come on the rotisserie. Get the fuck out of here, dude george foreman. Come on the rotisserie. Come on.
Tony:I've never had a rotisserie. I broke it out two years ago. It was the last time I used it let me ask you this the george and made a, made a duck on it was that those things?
Chris:you had the wings no here. That was an infrared thing as an infrared air fryer.
Jay:It didn't seem to work out very well, let me ask you this the George Foreman grill, the thing that takes all the best tasting things and drops it into a fucking tube Dude, I got a fucking great George Foreman grill that involves your family, george.
Tony:Foreman grill story.
Jay:Would you ever buy a george foreman grill? Are they still available? So?
Tony:so in our 20s we had a george foreman grill and we used it all the fucking time for everything.
Chris:Yep, mine was lined with tinfoil to make it easier to clean.
Jay:What was the reason for the George from like inform our audience? Because I fucking forget, it was just dietary functions.
Tony:The point of it is the grates are made out of cast iron, so it made your food taste a little bit better, and then it was on an angle so all the delicious juice would go into a little cup that you could drink later. Oh my god fucking. I guarantee you did that I mean I'm not, I'm not gonna deny it's like just give it 15 minutes to cool down and it's fucking perfect yeah, every time I'm gonna go outside and dump the grease in the bush.
Tony:So when we got into, so when we got, yeah, so when we got into our 30s, the george forman grill had just been completely abandoned and my wife, for some reason, got it in her head that she wanted to try it again, but only a bigger one that the little original george ford was the problem was just, I mean, you could barely get two amish chicken breasts on yeah yeah, you know you had to go.
Tony:You had to get a walmart chicken breast to fit on it, just right, you know so. So she determined that the size was the issue. So for christmas one year her dad bought her the george foreman grill and it was called the precious metals edition and it had, like this fucking like it looked like chameleon paint on the outside of it. It was, uh, it was. It was really weird. So it was in a box and, much like many gifts my wife gets, it remained in the box to this very day. Okay, it's still not used. It's still not used. It's the fucking factory. Seal has never been broken on it. So we had it when we moved. It got put in this like pile of fucking boxes and shit. We had to go through in the garage and it sat there for fucking ever. And one day back when tim's uh father-in-law was working for me he used to be a mechanic and he's like oh, I'll come over, I'll fix your brakes, I'll make.
Tony:You said tim's father-in-law oh, I sorry, I meant jay's father-in-law, tim got it. He's over. He's over at my house fixing my brakes and at this current moment in time and I don't know if this isn't cool to say you can you can say what the fuck you want, dude but he's basically living in a truck down by the river, all right he's homeless saturday night lives basket he's homeless.
Tony:His girlfriend's sleeping in his truck in my driveway he's telling me how he has nothing. And he's sleeping on his friends, uh, at his friend's business, on their table in some taxi cab company. You can't sleep on the floor, right. So he's sleeping on the table and you know he needs this extra money. So he's doing my breaks and, uh, he makes mention of this george foreman girl really sitting there and he's like, oh yeah, it'd be nice, I could actually like cook some meat. He's like you know, if I got some meat I could cook it on that in my buddy's taxi cab company. I was like, all right, cool, you can have it.
Jay:So he sets it next to his car, the wait, wait, the george foreman girl still in the box factory sealed the meat.
Tony:Nope, george foreman grilled nice big, robust gotcha sitting next to his truck and michelle pulls up at home and she looks at it and she goes what the fuck is my george former?
Jay:this is it's been in this box for more than 10
Tony:years. She's like what the fuck is my george former girl doing there? And uh, I'm like, oh, I gave it to Tim. I'm like he fucking wants a way to cook some meat. She goes get that fucking grill back right now. That is not yours to give away. How ridiculous. So I was like, all right, well, I'm just going to go up to this homeless man who I just gave a fucking source to feed himself. I'm going to tell him yeah, my fucking bitch of a wife doesn't want you to have this grill.
Chris:She wants it on our cabinet, on our shelf, and so I go tim.
Tony:Tim could see that she was posturing up at this moment because I gave away a precious christmas gift to hers to somebody else. So tim's like, oh man, no big deal, he could take the grill back. So I put it back in the pile um, two months ago we're still kind of cleaning out this garage a little bit and I pull up this box with this george foreman girl and I'm like so are we in a position now because this was like what four years ago? Yeah, I said to michelle I'm like is it? Are we in a position now that we can finally like donate this grill to somebody who might actually use it for cooking and she goes? Well, at this point we might as well save it as a collector item.
Chris:I mean, I could not find this version of the grill. I did find a submersible grill. I don't know why you need a submersible grill.
Jay:Are you still at the small one?
Chris:No, this is the classic edition. I don't know.
Jay:I don't know. We haven't used a Georgeorge foreman girl in more than 20 years let me ask you this question, the classic one that you speak of is this the first one he's ever made?
Tony:yeah, we, we have the one that came out in my 20s, but not not the one that's still in a box.
Jay:This is a special edition okay, special edition in edition in the box, never used. I think you should fucking hold on to that. I think that will be with the wife Hold on to it. We'll be worth money, a hundred percent. Yeah, don't give it to a homeless person to waste it on cooking.
Tony:Yeah, he definitely, he definitely would have sold it by now.
Jay:Bugs and rats because you have a little bit of money there. But you know what, just save it for your kids.
Chris:Save it for your kids. George Foreman grill it's a fucking retirement plan for you. Hey kid, don't worry, I worked hard my whole life and I got this for you.
Jay:You ever hear of George Foreman. He's got like six kids that are named George Foreman.
Chris:Fucking Jay dies and his wife's reading to his kids and she's like for my oldest, I leave One unboxed, never unboxed. George Foreman classic.
Jay:Slash tried to be stolen or given away by my husband to a homeless man.
Chris:It's weight in gold as well. Stories.
Jay:You know what Stories turned into. Not the same thing I wanted, but hey it was awesome.
Tony:Yeah, this was about chicks driving. Yeah, it wasn't.
Jay:But it was amazing. I appreciate all of you guys for giving in on your chicks driving, but this was the best story I've ever heard in my life.
Chris:Fair enough, tony can't find this thing. He's ready. He's smiling, he's done, tony's done.
Jay:You're done. You're done.
Tony:You're done.
Chris:You are done and that is today's Top Shelf Story. Chicks, you're done. You're done. I'm going to find this girl, you are done. And that is today's top shelf story. Chicks driving or Jay not letting Jay not knowing to drive. Or Tony sharing drive. Or me not letting anyone but myself drive.
Jay:Everyone loves you. Subscribe and comment and we'll get back to you.
Chris:Comment back below.
Jay:We love you Good night.
