Top Shelf Stories
In a world that often shuns the uncomfortable, we embrace it with open arms—and open laughs. Our candid narratives around our stories assure you that awkwardness is a shared human experience. Tune in, enjoy the ride, and maybe learn a thing or two.
Top Shelf Stories
Tales of Tardiness and Timely Escapades
Ever found yourself waiting endlessly for a date who just won't show? We kick off with a humorous debate on how long to wait for someone who's running fashionably—or unforgivably—late. With a wink and a nudge, we draw parallels between dating punctuality and the unpredictable schedules of delivery services. Our chat takes a playful turn as we contemplate the possibility of meeting someone new while waiting, peppered with laughter and some sage advice on relationship boundaries along the way.
Speaking of boundaries, ever rocked a couple's costume that was a bit too shocking for the room? We share a hilarious story about being the odd plugs and sockets out at a party, leading to a spirited discussion on the nuances of party etiquette and the art of being fashionably late. Join us as we navigate the awkwardness and hilarity of social gatherings, where double dating and balancing commitments become a fun game of who wore it best—and who showed up last.
But the laughs don't stop there. Remember the days when eating in front of a date felt like a high-stakes performance? We dive into the quirky fears of dating life, from surviving on crackers to the nostalgia of long diner nights with endless coffee refills. With tales of friends hustling autographs and living out of cars, we wrap up with a heartwarming yet comical reflection on the past, and a nod to those unforgettable online date waits. Join us for an episode filled with laughter, nostalgia, and stories that promise to leave you smiling till the very end.
Top Shelf Stories with Jay, chris and Tony. All right, so we are here in the podcast studio recording another episode of top shelf stories. We're go, we get here and, uh, we just start talking to each other about shit, like you do whenever you get in a room with somebody right or meet up with the people. Like you do whenever you get in a room with somebody right or meet up with people. You go to church maybe.
Speaker 3:You probably show up there and you talk to the same person or a couple people. Yeah, but every time I go to church, Jay's not trying to show me his dick?
Speaker 1:Yeah, there is, I'm not Just. I'm trying to relate to people. Okay, you have an appointment you go to. It starts at a certain time, but you show up a little bit there and talk to your people, whatever. So we're talking and then we just hit the record button here. So what we were talking about last was a question I proposed based off something my wife had told me that her friend from work is going on a date tonight. He went or is going on a date.
Speaker 1:So I walk in the door date tonight, he went or is going on a date right so I walk in the door and the first thing my wife asks me is if you're on a date. It starts at seven and the person's not there. How long are you waiting?
Speaker 3:for them.
Speaker 1:Easy answer till they close so I posed the question to them and we started talking about it, and so we decided to turn on the microphones here and see if we can, uh, go back into this conversation and have it be interesting first off we already talked about it, so this might not will actually work well we didn't we didn't finish well, we started talking about it but I have a lot of questions, okay.
Speaker 3:First off, who's this motherfucker texting your wife? Yeah, so that's what I want to know first and foremost she's probably in for him.
Speaker 1:She is probably his more best friend. They're, they're friends, okay.
Speaker 3:So her, he's a friend has girls that are friends, so oh, but this is what I'm saying like. This is how every fucking movie about cheating starts right he's waiting for a girl, usually in the rain, and it was raining slightly when I pulled up, so this is actually probably truer.
Speaker 1:This story happened to start. Yeah, this, this in the rain. He was waiting in the rain for this girl grizzled and he's, he's texting the one person he really wants, okay.
Speaker 1:So she asks me this and I said that if they were supposed to be there at a specific time and they're not there 15 minutes after that time, I'm already starting to hit on the waitress that's serving me the bartender. I'm looking for an individual female who's sitting by herself in there and sitting next to her and starting to talk to her, in hopes that at this point because I've already wasted 15 minutes here the date will walk in, find me, see me, and the little hottie that I'm talking to and sitting there will be like sorry, sweetheart, you missed out.
Speaker 2:You've got to show up on time. Here's a scenario now. Now you're talking to the hottie bartender or whatnot. What do you think is hot right now? But then your date comes in and she's hotter. What do you do with this? Oh perfect, what would you do?
Speaker 1:What would I do? You drop the bartender immediately and change the subject Like oh yeah. And immediately when my date came in I'd be like oh oh uh. I got here a little early and started talking to the hostess. I got us the best table and then I'd lead her to the table that I was already sitting at for 45 fucking minutes waiting for this wench to show up.
Speaker 3:That makes total sense. To start a new relationship in a web of lies, in a wet well, this dude she's late, so that's my thing. The only time I'm worried about somebody being late. It revolves around a period. Ew Fucker. That's the only time I give a fuck if somebody's late. That's gross.
Speaker 1:I am pretty prompt with most periods.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we've noticed. Yeah, you're a right on time guy.
Speaker 1:What the fuck are you giving it time if you're not going to be there for?
Speaker 3:it. I give a range like Time.
Speaker 1:Warner Cable. No, you said you'd be here at 7.10, and I was here at like 7.06, and you were here at 7.10.
Speaker 2:I think everyone should live their life like a delivery man. I'm going to be there from noon to 3. That's not what delivery men do when they're delivering appliances. Fuck yeah, they do. Welcome to.
Speaker 1:Jay's Pizza, where we'll deliver pizzas within a three-hour range.
Speaker 2:Not a delivery man, as in fast food. What time do you?
Speaker 1:want your pizza, I guess, as soon as you're done cooking it All right. Well, we'll be there between 7 pm and 10 pm thank you, sir.
Speaker 2:Okay, that let me. Let me. Let me enter in or reiterate uh a uh appliance delivery man or some type of uh, you're getting a couch, yeah your couch is finally coming fucking couch.
Speaker 1:See, that's not an appointment, that's a that's sort of an appointment, but it is a ranged delivery on a route. If you're fucking. Yeah, I don't know, your tile, carpet installer guy said he's going to be to your house. I'll give him an hour window, but fucking noon to one. If that's the situation at 101, I'm going back to work.
Speaker 2:You missed your fucking appointment, you're not getting hired. I always give an ish to everything. I tell yeah, I'm not fucking hiring you.
Speaker 1:Nine ish, yeah, well, I'm gonna. 30 ish, I'm. I'm gonna hire some motherfucker who's gonna show up on time that's good.
Speaker 2:I like that, you fucker. That's pretty good. No, but if he waited 25 minutes, you said half hour.
Speaker 1:So yeah, the end of the story Turned out. Katie was like Well, he didn't respond To my last message, so I'm thinking so you're assuming?
Speaker 2:he was knee deep. Oh, he was messaging her.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and she didn't respond. No, that's not true.
Speaker 2:He was messaging her yeah, and she didn't respond. No, that's not true, that's a little different.
Speaker 1:That's not true. No, no, no, no, he was messaging my wife Katie, to tell her like what the fuck should I do? Am I supposed to leave? Because, this guy hasn't been on very many dates Like he's been pretty dedicated to his career and like theater and what other other.
Speaker 3:He's like volunteers for shit and like he just hasn't I met one of those, so obviously this was a grinder hookup right well, he used some app, yeah, I don't know what it was called uh.
Speaker 1:But yeah and yeah, I don't want to go there.
Speaker 2:But yeah, yeah, what? No, go there, go there.
Speaker 1:This is I was actually kind of shocked that he was asking to date or looking out for dates with women to be honest with you, because I've met the guy a few times and I'm sure he doesn't listen to that, but it was just that he was like almost non-interested in sexual. It seemed like maybe when he got drunk he'd try to hit on a girl or something at the bar, be like I'm gonna, all that kind of shit, but it didn't seem like that was a focal point of his.
Speaker 2:Maybe he wants to be part of the group.
Speaker 1:I think he's gotta be part of the group, so he wasn't, he basically hadn't been dating.
Speaker 3:So which Buffalo Wild Wings did they meet at?
Speaker 1:They went to a nicer restaurant than that and, uh, wing stop. But what so? I'm like Katie. I asked my wife I'm like Katie, why are you asking me this Like? And she explained it that she oh gosh, he's going to fucking hear this at some point maybe, but anyway it doesn't really matter. She thought maybe he was going to get catfished, because he's a school teacher and he's been teaching school kids for like 10 years, 15 years now. So some of the kids that were like third fourth, fifth graders, eight-year-old well, like this ipad.
Speaker 3:What she thought, mr robinson?
Speaker 1:right, no shit. So she thought maybe it was like one of their, his kids, who's now like a high schooler or a middle middle schooler like I'm gonna fucking make fun of them or find out information on him or whatever else you know. Plus he volunteers like it, like, does like the plays at the high schools and shit and whatever like he.
Speaker 2:So he's somewhat known guy, you know so this is going on right now, though the date yeah, but so can we call so?
Speaker 3:let's call to find out how this is going.
Speaker 1:What restaurant is it? So basically, what happened is? He stopped texting back right and she's like I don't know. I guess he, she must have shown up. And then, yeah, he, she reached out to and said that they had an awesome date. It went really well, so it turned out jackass like me who's got no fucking patience would have totally I don't think that's your jackass. Chris I would have missed out on an opportunity to make a connection with another person. They apparently have a lot of the same interests. Like it went smashing.
Speaker 2:Well, first off, they don't because he's on time and she's not, so the interest right there are lost.
Speaker 1:No, I'll be honest, knowing this guy, dude, he was probably like 25 fucking minutes early, dude. Like he was probably in the parking lot 45 minutes before and I fucking ramped in himself up, got in there, use the bathroom, then sat down like a half hour early and then like sat at the bar first and then sat down at 15 minutes early and then like fucking looked around.
Speaker 2:I never understood that. I never understood that fashionably early I mean I don't like to be late because that's disrespectful, like you're saying, especially in a date. Well, it's something, you're just meeting someone, but I don't think being crazy early is. Is anyone anything better?
Speaker 3:the early bird gets the worm yeah but there's no worm to be hidden gotten, so I I just had this conversation what do you mean?
Speaker 1:that's not true.
Speaker 3:I just had this conversation um, if you invite me to a party and you're like yo man, come by my house. I'm having a party. Starts at seven. You can come at any time. The earliest I'm considering getting there is 7.30. I will not get to any party on time.
Speaker 1:On purpose, that's acceptable. But you try to get there at 7.30. You'll probably actually show up at 7.45 because you're fucking late all the time.
Speaker 2:What if it's like a surprise party for a birthday? I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to be the first person at any party ever.
Speaker 2:You're walking in with a the first person you're walking with the party ever. You're walking with the surprise person you're like hey, it's your surprise birthday.
Speaker 3:Oh, what's up, man, good to see you. That's what I'm gonna say. Be like. Oh, man, it's nice to see you. I was just in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1:Hey, let's walk in together I'll be the first to a party. I know you will. Yeah, I'll be the first to a party. I like.
Speaker 3:I don't like that shit. You knock on somebody's door, they let you in. They're still in a fucking robe they're like oh shit, you know I'm like running behind. Hold on, can you stir these collard greens while I'm putting on my makeup? I'm just using an example well, that's a bad example.
Speaker 1:They're like I left a list of things on the counter that I needed to go do, but since you're here, I can't do you mind running.
Speaker 3:You're like the only one there they're still like cooking and you're like weirdly sitting at their breakfast bar while they give you like, oh, let me, let me put these pretzels in a bowl, so you got something to do. And you're just like me let me put these pretzels in a bowl, so you got something to do. And you're just like yelling to the kitchen, like so how many people are coming?
Speaker 1:to this party.
Speaker 3:Hey, jay, you're like looking at pictures of their family, you don't know, 7, 30, the doorbell starts ringing and it's everybody else. It's so awkward to be at somebody's party early. So, that being said, I went to a halloween party this weekend, and was it for adults or it was an adult, adult only party?
Speaker 2:was it at the um the campground?
Speaker 3:no, no, it was at, uh um, some friends of mine. They used to be customers and we worked into the friend category.
Speaker 2:Basically Nessa Swingers Club.
Speaker 3:Well, so I wasn't sure about that right, really, did I hit something? So Michelle and I wore a costume and the first thing I was told was oh, I'm glad he wore pants with it, and I said, well, I didn't know what kind of party this was gonna be she's like no, you chose right. No, I was actually. I was actually, uh, a plug and she was a socket. What the fuck? I just heard. Apparently this was far too racy of a costume for this party. Why, I don't know.
Speaker 2:You were a plug in a socket. You know what's fucking weird is?
Speaker 1:ben texted me not too long ago, two days is that, like the new black face, is wearing a plug-in socket male and female costume. That's sexual. You can't wear a male and I look over.
Speaker 3:Our other friends are like wayne and garth the other one and annie. The other ones are like uh, the hosts were uh, fred, and was it wilma or whatever? So you were supposed to do a couple's costume it was highly encouraged that you wear a costume and you guys some people, they're single you guys chose a socket and a wall outlet and that was a fence that was popular right now.
Speaker 2:Ben texted me about wanting to do that with me. I'm like bang, shut the fuck up we've had that.
Speaker 1:We've had that you'd have to both be plugs though no, you could like explain how it doesn't work to people. He asked me which one you want, all your?
Speaker 3:boys, you're all plugs and you just bring your wife who's? Who's the?
Speaker 2:outlet. Oh my god, this guy's kind of funny.
Speaker 3:I like that, but uh, smaller plugs but I opted because I knew this was. This was like, I guess, kind of a bigger party. This is like every year thing for them. This is our uh and I know a grand total of four people that are going to be at this party. Okay, so I didn't want to be in a hurry to get there. I didn't want to be the dude there.
Speaker 2:Well, while he's like, oh, I'm still making the mashed potatoes no, that's bullshit, tony, you want to be there, so it started at seven. You want to walk in there with everyone staring at you I was at his door at exactly 7 30.
Speaker 3:There was already like 50 people there like there had to be a fucking line at seven. I'm sure I mean, these are all prompt adults.
Speaker 1:I'm sure people were showing up at 6, 40, yeah, I mean, I'll show up at my brother's first, but not like strangers.
Speaker 3:I walked, I walked in at like the perfect time like everybody's, everybody's already like in their little groups talking. You don't have to like like I got to pick who I wanted to go talk to. I introduced myself to some new people.
Speaker 1:Right, you get to like scan the crowd first. No one's. No one's in a hurting for looking at you.
Speaker 3:I just walked up to people. I was like so how much money you make a year, it's a great ice breaking question yeah, all right, so back quick though.
Speaker 1:So yeah, parties, you don't have to show up promptly I don't show up early dates. I don't know man are you showing up on time to a date? Are you showing up a half hour lady, to be late, to be? Cool, I've never been on a date. I know that's a fucking problem with asking you this and jace also, I basically got married in grade school you guys have been with the same woman since you were like puberty, right not at all.
Speaker 3:No, not at all like, if me and her are going on it you never took a girl on a date you never I guess I've been to two proms.
Speaker 2:I didn didn't graduate, so does that count?
Speaker 1:You just get with a girl at a party and then she became your girlfriend and you got to go do stuff together, yeah, and then, hey, do you want to?
Speaker 3:go to my prom. And then he immediately gets her pregnant, so he never has to do any of that shit. No, I mean, if me and my wife are going on a date, I try to get out of my wing of the house on time.
Speaker 1:You know, she's like we're leaving at 6 30 and I'm like, okay, I'll, I'll do my best. You double date with like friends and shit. You show up about a half hour late for that sometimes I don't double date with any friends, don't have any.
Speaker 3:The only thing I'm on time for guys can come hang out with us.
Speaker 2:We'll double date with you I came to your party, no one was there. That's baloney. You didn't even fucking show up. I thought you were going to remind me, or something, why would I need to? Remind you.
Speaker 3:I don't know, I sometimes forget things. I'm telling you, jay doesn't have the decency to show up when he says he's going to show up.
Speaker 1:You didn't come to one of the parties. Parties one same reason.
Speaker 3:No, I totally, no. I totally tell you whether or not I'm coming oh, I don't think he did I had?
Speaker 2:uh, I agree with chris I agree with chris in this one. I think you didn't. You didn't go to his party. You said you're going. I'm a.
Speaker 3:I'm a grown-up adult male, you're a grown-up adult. But if I tell somebody I'm gonna be someplace, I do show up there, sometimes late and guaranteed late, like if, if it's just me and my wife going out with you and your wife, I'm be there. You've never have you done that you've guys done that, but uh, okay, well then, if, if you're like, yeah, my brother and these people are coming over and uh, you know there's gonna going to be I don't know, like 50 people there, you guarantee I will be there before cake.
Speaker 2:So that's it. Well, that's the only reason why you want to go there is for the cake. It's the only reason I go to any party. Jay, yeah, jesus Christ, tony, what if it was a pie? Pies are totally different dude.
Speaker 3:Dude pies are totally different. Dude dude pies are disgusting. Depends I'm showing up late to a pie party let's finish that shit yourself. So anyway, to answer your question, how long would I wait for a date? Yep, when dates are few and far between, for me, yep, it's not prior the question is in or the answer is indefinitely. I am waiting there until they close. I really don't believe that, unless I am at a casino. I can't wait that long.
Speaker 1:So you're going to sit there because you think For fucking hours on my phone. No.
Speaker 3:Just scrolling TikTok answering emails.
Speaker 1:Waitress coming over every once in a while. Do you want me to refill your water?
Speaker 3:Would you like any bread?
Speaker 2:Yeah, please top hers off too, Are you all by yourself? Yeah, please top hers off too. Are you all by yourself? Do you want a magazine or something?
Speaker 3:It's going to be so boring, that's okay. I got battery on my phone.
Speaker 2:I'm good, I was referencing a movie.
Speaker 1:You guys don't know.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:I often think about how much fun it would be sort of to be dating people again. Like I guess I don't often think about it either, I only did today. Like I guess I don't often think about it either, I only did today. But I just thought of a whole bunch of fun, creative ideas on how to, like make that date fucking memorable.
Speaker 3:You know, if you started dating again, your wife probably wouldn't even notice. She'd be pretty pissed, I think.
Speaker 1:I think she wouldn't notice.
Speaker 3:You'd just be like I'm going out without my family again. Third time this week I feel like I'm going out without my family again, third time this week.
Speaker 2:He goes on dates on freaking those concerts every week.
Speaker 1:Okay, so we're going to change the topic again for a different episode to go over this. But man, I don't go out as I used to. That's a fact, jack, there's also just not shit going on.
Speaker 3:So, jay, you didn't actually answer what's your time. I did answer what's your time.
Speaker 2:I said when he first asked me, when you were on your phone, I said 20 minutes. 20 minutes is, I think, a good even number, and especially since I'm waiting somewhere where, if okay, now wait, am I drinking I don't know what you do on a first date.
Speaker 1:I'm drinking all fucking night, but if I'm not drinking 20 minutes less, maybe if the drinking before nervous performance like is, if the comedy show is any indication on how things would go, I would encourage you to not drink before the date.
Speaker 2:Well, if I'm waiting for the date, if I'm, if I'm like, if the date's supposed to happen and it's like she's late, then I have nothing else to do but drink.
Speaker 1:But if she's late, then yeah start ordering, fucking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I meant. I didn't mean drink before, okay. I mean like getting there before ahead of time with binoculars in my car, fucking drinking with beer.
Speaker 1:So that was the thing I was thinking like if I, if I was to go on a blind date right now, I would probably go into the restaurant a little early and ask my server if you could just sit at my table for when she first shows up especially if it's like a blind date and she doesn't know what I look like, because I want to get the first look, all right, so she'll come in, sit down. Yeah, your table's over there. I'll act as if I'm the host, he is the date and I'll be like your table's over here. Ma'am, he had said he was waiting for you and then she would sit down and if I liked her then I'd be like all right, buddy just playing, and then I would sit down and then bam, she's pretty.
Speaker 3:But if she's not first look, then I'm out. This sounds like the plot to a terrible movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah sure, when I was around the dating age, I had a strange fear of eating in front of girls.
Speaker 3:I'm not joking Just like the fear you have of eating in front of us.
Speaker 2:Hey, I don't eat your shit that you eat. That's why you guys get all this greasy bullshit that I do not put in my body. I'd be shitting in one of the five bathrooms you have in this. You do almost every week. No, I don't't, not for the last three weeks, no. So I did have a weird fear of eating in front of, like, someone I just meet, especially if it's it's a girl. Basically, I'm afraid how, how I look when I chew if I drop something on my face if your mom really fucked you up, didn't she?
Speaker 1:would you ever? There was this show where you had to poop on a first date like face to face in the toilet what?
Speaker 2:yeah, the fuck show was that? It's like, well, if you're gonna fucking do it, you're gonna fucking do it. No, no, you're serious, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there was a show what was the name of the show? I don't know. Would you do it or something?
Speaker 2:no, I don't even do that now I've been married to my wife or I don't know if it was actually a show, but I do remember seeing it on tv like it was a skit in a show or like a segment no, but seriously I have weird fear.
Speaker 2:I had a weird I don't know what it is man, just weird having to eat in front of someone. So basically I as girl, as I was growing up, and I went, we went with friends and girls and stuff to you know, to like the fucking Applebee's or whatnot. I would never order anything, I would just get a drink.
Speaker 3:That's not weird. They all just thought you were the poor kid.
Speaker 1:I'll just have water.
Speaker 2:The poor kid?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're all looking around for, like the commercials, the cameras of the commercial they're recording.
Speaker 2:Maybe that's why I'm so fucking sure I never fucking ate anything. Oh my God Don't do it.
Speaker 3:So there was this dude I knew growing up who worked part-time at the same pizza place I did. And uh, we would all go out afterwards and the dude lived in his car and uh, he never, never had any fucking money Like at all. And uh, he would come and do that and he'd just be at the fucking table with us pounding crackers and drinking water and uh, it was like we all just ignored him and what you would eat pizza just staring and laughing.
Speaker 3:It's too much pizza it's too much pizza and, uh, my cousin, my cousin's such a softy dude, he would always buy that dude food.
Speaker 1:I would too.
Speaker 3:That dude lived in a 1972 Chevelle.
Speaker 1:Is his name Papu?
Speaker 2:No, what year was this? 92?.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:We had a guy like that, not when I was 12.
Speaker 3:This was like 97.
Speaker 1:We had a guy like that in the crew. His name was Papu. He never had no money, I don't know why. I think he worked and shit, but probably not actually now I think about it. He used to hustle, uh, autographs. He would go get autographs signed fake what he would get autographs.
Speaker 1:like he would go to like las vegas for like three days with this crew and like eight dudes would all sleep in one hotel room and they'd go to like all the golf tournaments the celebrity, this celebrity, that, and try to get things autographed To sell, To sell.
Speaker 2:Why didn't he just get good at forging autographs? I'm sure a lot of them were forged. I'm sure a good large portion.
Speaker 1:I mean, I think he often traded autographed pictures of things and people for like cigarettes and weed and whatever back back in the day. But yeah, he would always like it was like almost automatic. You gave him the short of your cigarette, like you couldn't just throw it on the ground and be like, oh man, what's up with that man, it's a cigarette man. I would have taken that man. Why are you throwing that out?
Speaker 2:why are you guys staring at me like that?
Speaker 1:tell us about your poor friend uh do you have a poor friend If you?
Speaker 3:didn't have a poor friend, it was you.
Speaker 1:He was the one not eating at the table man, no man.
Speaker 3:all my friends are actually financially stable.
Speaker 2:Don't remember a poor friend.
Speaker 1:I was the poor friend probably.
Speaker 2:I shouldn't say that I did have a poor friend. He was a. His mom was a single mom of five kids so, and they lived in a really shitty apartment.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the poor friend. That was the poor friend, but I don't really want to talk about him.
Speaker 3:I remember, I remember that dude who uh never met him. He would, uh, go to Jimmy John's and they would have a big clear container up on the counter. That was yesterday's bread and it was 25 cents a loaf and that dude used to load up on it always trying to offer everybody old jimmy john's bread when they went to his house they should just give that shit up for free, yeah. Fuck it. Why not get a quarter? Well, a quarter, do it by a buck 50's worth and eat for the week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's kind of stupid.
Speaker 1:So if you're going to go on a date with me in the future for some reason, if my wife were to pass or something along, these lines.
Speaker 2:I like the way you get morbid.
Speaker 1:Well, how the hell else, are you going to go on a date with me? I'm not going to cheat on my wife Divorce. I'm not going to do that. Okay, one of us will die.
Speaker 3:Anyways, in a very suspicious way.
Speaker 2:Chris, you're going to pass out and die at one of your concerts. Weekend concerts.
Speaker 1:She does make me food. Make sure it's always on the blue plate that you get.
Speaker 2:No, just kidding, but for real.
Speaker 1:All right, if you're going to go on a date with me, you better show up on time, but if you don't, jay might still be there because he's giving you 20 minutes, not just 15.
Speaker 3:And if you're going to go on a date with me, if you get there any time the day we decided on, I will be there waiting.
Speaker 1:Yep, and that's it.
Speaker 2:Wait. So this is a Friday. You'll wait until Sunday. No on the day. Like I told you.
Speaker 3:I'm staying at the diner until it's closed.
Speaker 1:It's a 24-hour. George West, susie's like coming back for her third shift. She's like damn hon, you want more coffee, you're still here yeah, I'm gonna need more cream too you know girls 6 am okay, great, great episode, chris. Thank you for sharing let's do this one for nostalgia. Hit the like, hit the below. Make sure you comment like and subscribe.
Speaker 3:Tell me about the time you waited on a date on the internet oh, it's too much fun.
Speaker 1:Hope you're enjoying yourselves listening as well. See you on the next one.
