Top Shelf Stories
In a world that often shuns the uncomfortable, we embrace it with open arms—and open laughs. Our candid narratives around our stories assure you that awkwardness is a shared human experience. Tune in, enjoy the ride, and maybe learn a thing or two.
Top Shelf Stories
Latest Episodes
The Service Charge Surprise
We go from a feel-good pizza stop to a full-on receipt breakdown when a 10% service charge shows up at the end of the tab. We talk through what takeout fees are meant to cover, why the wording matters, and how one confusing charge can change wh...
Five Bucks For A Crate Of Chaos
We turn a Sunday flea market run into a full debate about what’s worth buying, what’s worth flipping, and why nostalgia makes us do questionable math. We swap our best haggling moments, the deals we regret passing on, and the one ridiculous Nin...
A Rare Top Shelf Bottle Shows Up And Sparks A Debate
Tony’s giant bottle of high end hard liquor kicks off a roast about sudden drinking habits, beer vs spirits, and what that oversized box is really doing on the table. We end up arguing about favors, tipping, and what happens when you bring a pr...
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