Top Shelf Stories
In a world that often shuns the uncomfortable, we embrace it with open arms—and open laughs. Our candid narratives around our stories assure you that awkwardness is a shared human experience. Tune in, enjoy the ride, and maybe learn a thing or two.
Top Shelf Stories
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Slang For Self Pleasure
We spiral from a car-thought about masturbation slang into a debate about why guys collect endless euphemisms while women seem to get stuck with a short list. Then we read a questionable “21 euphemisms” article and end on a completely unforgett...
He Met The In Laws And Got Tased
We trade jokes until Tony’s stun gun on the table opens the door to a Christmas 2001 story that keeps escalating from tequila bullying to a living room stun gun war. By the time a handmade knife gift turns into a shredded sweater and a bleeding...
Have We Forgotten How To Drink Water
We argue about whether microplastics are even real, then spiral into a surprisingly serious debate about drinking spring water straight from the source. We swap local examples, question what bottled “spring water” really means, and end on wheth...
What Do Our First Drunk Stories Teach Our Kids
We trade stories that start with teen sleepovers and end with the kind of first-drunk memories you can’t believe were real, then we connect it all back to what it’s like raising kids now. Along the way we talk rules, trust, getting caught, and ...
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