Top Shelf Stories
In a world that often shuns the uncomfortable, we embrace it with open arms—and open laughs. Our candid narratives around our stories assure you that awkwardness is a shared human experience. Tune in, enjoy the ride, and maybe learn a thing or two.
Top Shelf Stories
Latest Episodes
Video Podcast Anxiety And The Scar Debate
We argue about why anyone wants video and roast each other about being on camera. Then we swap scar stories that somehow turn into Star Wars dreams, table saw injuries, and a BB gun ricochet that will never die. • video podcast pressur...
I Called 911 To Watch YouTube
We go from brick phones and payphones to the modern reality where nobody can work, drive, or even relax without a solid signal. Then Tony walks us through a painfully funny carrier switch that turns into porting-pin chaos after US Cellular beco...
The Outfit Audit
We roast Jay’s wild color combo and turn a simple outfit into a full-on debate about confidence, comfort, and taste. The jokes spiral into sneaker lace politics, camera-safe excuses, and the kind of petty honesty only close friends can get away...
I Learned The Hard Way That Boats Have No Brakes
We try on the “captain” identity and immediately get humbled by trim buttons, drifting anchors, and the reality that boats do not stop like cars. Between pier crashes, fish finder skepticism, and the live bait “cheating” debate, we land on the ...
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