Top Shelf Stories
In a world that often shuns the uncomfortable, we embrace it with open arms—and open laughs. Our candid narratives around our stories assure you that awkwardness is a shared human experience. Tune in, enjoy the ride, and maybe learn a thing or two.
Top Shelf Stories
Latest Episodes
I Learned The Hard Way That Boats Have No Brakes
We try on the “captain” identity and immediately get humbled by trim buttons, drifting anchors, and the reality that boats do not stop like cars. Between pier crashes, fish finder skepticism, and the live bait “cheating” debate, we land on the ...
Jury Duty Survival Guide
We trade jury duty war stories and find out how fast “easy civic duty” turns into a high-stress audition in a courtroom. We also wrestle with the gap between what feels true and what can actually be proven when twelve strangers have to agree on...
When Did Car Ownership Become A Subscription?
We go from joking around to the real problem of owning a nice car: keeping it clean when you’ve got kids, dogs, road trips, and zero time. We debate detailing costs versus car wash subscriptions and why “nice” quickly turns into another monthly...
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